Posted on 11/16/2004 3:38:10 AM PST by johnny7
My therapy for these PEST's would be to lock them in a room with a pistol and one bullet.
There, now... you see? You see? Even when we TRY to be "compassionate conservatives"... :)
Oh my... I had no idea the loveable fuzzball could traumatize liberals. He couldn't do that, could he? Rush's heart is not in it.
Gack!!
More VICTIMS...I am so sick of the victim culture and mindset of the left.
For goodness sake. GROW UP.
Really.
AHA officials have diagnosed the disorder as Post Election Selection Trauma (PEST) and have scheduled the first of several free group therapy sessions for just after Thanksgiving. Cooperman, whose professional practice is based in Delray Beach, said the election-related symptoms she sees in the Kerry supporters more than quality PEST as a legitimate syndrome or disorder within the trauma spectrum, according to the American Psychiatric Associations Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.
As El Rushbo himself would say: "You just can't make this stuff up, folks."
"PEST" hee hee hee, "PEST" hee heeee, help, I'm hyperventilating... paper bag!
Much of America has a PEST problem. It's an infestation of rats. I'm hoping the Rat population has entered a permanent decline.
Post Election Selection Trauma (PEST)
Couldn't have named it better myself
We should be mocking them continuously. We should be taunting them and ridiculing them and shouting them down with scorn until they are nothing but trembling jellyfish.
Then we should heavily medicate them, load them on busses, and ship them off to Canada where they can be interned on the voter's dime, just like they always dreamed.
I'm in New York City. I've been as polite to liberals as I could because after all, I'm a conservative. But if one more arrogant know it all lefty tries to tell me that I'm stupid because I voted for Bush, I'll have a hard time restraining myself.
I don't have Rush's forum, but have tried to do my part in my own small way. Anywhere that PEST may be a problem, I've offered to take to the airport anyone that needs to permanently leave the country. Unfortunately, I haven't needed to make any trips yet.
I don't recall this Sean Salai writing an article about the traumatized republican voters when Clinton won, or when Bush was selected not elected when Gore lost. Where is this clymer's compassion.
"A fool and his money..." Of course, there is always a charlatan around to help out, natch.
"Schooler said he did not expect the Republican gloating to stop anytime soon."
As Nelson would say "HA! HA!"
My official gloating stop date is January 1, 2005.
"Gordon said the AHA on Monday also received its first out-of-state call from a fixed-income woman in Texas who is absolutely terrified of what Bush will do and scheduled a free telephone therapy session with her for today."
The DNC, Kerry Campaign, and Legacy Media should be ashamed of themselves. Of course, it wouldn't hurt if this woman grew the hell up....
It sounds like the mental health officials are trying to drum up some business.
What is WITH these liberal journalists that they refuse to say Kerry LOST to President Bush? Sheesh. They make it sound like he graciously bowed out of the race, not that he got his butt whipped by nearly 4 million votes.
Rush may also have a good supply of white flags he can
hand out to the rats if they need them.
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