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The Hillary Bait And Switch
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 11/15/4 | Harley Sorensen

Posted on 11/15/2004 8:05:57 AM PST by SmithL

Okay, Democrats, here's how you win back the presidency in '08 ...

Between now and the 2008 primaries, you promote the candidacy of one Hillary Rodham Clinton. You remember Hillary. She's the wife of William Jefferson Clinton, the pot-smoking, skirt-chasing, two-timer 42nd president of all the United States of America, including Ohio and Florida.

Mrs. Clinton, the temp senator from New York, drives the conservatives nuts. She is, as her name implies, a female, and thus, in their eyes, uppity ... if she has the audacity to run for public office, which she does.

Conservative men and women alike think that God created women only on the condition that they stay home, bake cookies and home-school the kids until Daddy earns enough to send them to Christian School.

Mrs. Clinton ain't no cookie baker; she's made that clear. (Hey, Hillary, it's easy. Just 10 to 12 minutes in a 350-degree oven.) Thus, by conservative definition, she's an errant female to be scorned and reviled.

So what I'm suggesting is the Democrats offer up Hillary as a target for conservative wrath over the next four years. Let the conservatives, the Republicans, the fascists -- all those people on the other side -- focus their venom on her. They already detest Hillary, so let them have at her.

Then, at the last moment, pull a switcheroo. Thank Mrs. Clinton for her role as stalking horse, and then nominate a real liberal for president.

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beantown; byebye; fauxmedals; hanoijohnny; hillary; ichabodcrane; lurch; piaps; saveamerica; stophillary; swiftboatloser; thunderthighs; witcheroo
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This is from the Comicle's other Morfordite. You've been warned.
1 posted on 11/15/2004 8:05:57 AM PST by SmithL
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"..Conservative men and women alike think that God created women only on the condition that they stay home, bake cookies ..."

*sigh*... he really believes this too...

2 posted on 11/15/2004 8:07:47 AM PST by Mr. K
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To: SmithL

I can't get past the excerpt. This is one deranged sicko. No wonder the only job he can get is writing for a San Francisco newspaper.


3 posted on 11/15/2004 8:08:57 AM PST by speedy
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To: SmithL

Hillary will have already raised tons of money for Republican candidates over the next four years -- I don't care what she does but she will never be elected President -- it is her policies and background not her gender -- she is a liberal trying to move more to the center. Her big hero in college was a Communist -- that is all that needs said IMHO!


4 posted on 11/15/2004 8:09:38 AM PST by PhiKapMom (AOII Mom -- Thanks Oklahomans for giving Pres Bush the win in all our counties!)
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To: SmithL

If this means that McAwful is the master switcher, then who is the master....never mind. I forgot - Janet Reno.


5 posted on 11/15/2004 8:09:38 AM PST by Turk82_1 (They also serve who merely stand and wait.)
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To: SmithL
Then, at the last moment, pull a switcheroo. Thank Mrs. Clinton for her role as stalking horse, and then nominate a real liberal for president.

They just did. He lost.

6 posted on 11/15/2004 8:10:27 AM PST by CedarDave (Celebrate November 2, 2004 -- May it always be known as Vietnam Veterans Victory Day!)
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I've been monitoring the Leftist sites - they were all against Hillary about a week or two ago NOW they have gone the other way. Most of them are now promoting here for president because they don't see anyone in 2008 who has the star quality that she has in the Democratic party. There has been a complete change in the past week in their attitude towards Hillary running.


7 posted on 11/15/2004 8:10:57 AM PST by areafiftyone (Democrats = the hamster is dead but the wheel is still spinning)
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To: Turk82_1

Who is to say we can't do her and the others too? Still more dirt on lurch to be dug up I'll bet.

We are excellent multi taskers.


8 posted on 11/15/2004 8:11:02 AM PST by Armedanddangerous (Well, I for one am not sorry..)
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To: SmithL

oh and I bet he's gay


9 posted on 11/15/2004 8:11:15 AM PST by Mr. K
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To: SmithL

It's an amazing thing; I know a few conservatives who can walk AND chew gum at the same time. I'm sure we can find a few more to be venomous to more than one uberLiberal at a time...


10 posted on 11/15/2004 8:11:24 AM PST by cinives (On some planets what I do is considered normal.)
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To: CedarDave

please....PLEASE do it again


11 posted on 11/15/2004 8:11:46 AM PST by jneesy (certified southern right wing hillbilly nutjob)
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To: SmithL
What is their recommendation, "Reconsider John Kerry, he's better than Hillary" ???
12 posted on 11/15/2004 8:11:48 AM PST by NonValueAdded ("We are in the process of allowing them to self-actualise" LtC. Rainey, Fallujah, 11/04)
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To: SmithL
Yes, DUmmies, use this technique, it WILL confuse us..

NOT! please nominate a liberal, so they too, can be defeated and the DNC will them go into the dark cold night.
13 posted on 11/15/2004 8:12:24 AM PST by DSBull (Liberal logic: the most mutually exclusive words in the universe!)
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To: SmithL

IMO it's a waste of bandwidth to post this nonsense.


14 posted on 11/15/2004 8:12:55 AM PST by Protagoras (A new day has dawned, FR is now a forum for liberal views.)
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To: SmithL

What an idiot - does he know Newt is no longer in Congress?


15 posted on 11/15/2004 8:14:14 AM PST by sodpoodle (sparrows are underrated)
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To: speedy

Truth? Many Democrats don't want her to run for POTUS. From the threads I've read in the DU since Bush won, they don't like Hillary. They want somebody else and many of them say they will not vote for her if she runs. Personally, I think they will vote for her. Right now they are still burning mad because Bush won. Some of them are cancelling Thanksgiving Dinner 'cause they can't face their republican kin.


16 posted on 11/15/2004 8:14:32 AM PST by shiva
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To: areafiftyone
There has been a complete change in the past week in their attitude towards Hillary running.

Many of them have no loyalty. They don't even see other humans as real, just cardboard cut-outs that are either useful or not. They have goals, not principles, and pawns, not leaders.

17 posted on 11/15/2004 8:15:26 AM PST by wizardoz (straight, sedentary, and average)
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To: shiva

I agree. They're still getting over their little tantrums. When the shock wears off, they'll be twittering around Hillary like a flock of chimney swifts.


18 posted on 11/15/2004 8:16:57 AM PST by speedy
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To: PhiKapMom

Also the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy knows where she is


19 posted on 11/15/2004 8:16:57 AM PST by woofie
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To: SmithL
Finding a true liberal to run for public office is difficult...

wtf??

Get me some of whatever he's smoking...

20 posted on 11/15/2004 8:18:14 AM PST by EA_Man
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