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Fart-Suppressing Seat Cushion Keeps Air Clean At Tailgates
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| November 12, 2004
| Wireless Flash Weird News
Posted on 11/13/2004 9:41:41 AM PST by MississippiMasterpiece
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To: april15Bendovr
Ha....that cushion would eat Hitlery
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:56:59 AM PST
by
joesnuffy
("The merit of our Constitution was, not that it promotes democracy, but checks it." Horatio Seymour)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I want one that amplifies the noise and adds power to the smell!
I then would definately be the alpha male.
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I'll take two for my hubby! He's been known to force me out of the bedroom at night....and I hear him laughing as I exit the room!
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:58:26 AM PST
by
Arpege92
(We're here! We're Conservative! And we're in your face! - theDentist)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Finally, a way to stop those airborne molecules such as
arsole, anol, and putrescine . Yes those are real names. (PG-13 site, some rude inferences)
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:58:57 AM PST
by
P.O.E.
(Thank you, Vets!)
To: Nov3
Got a sister-in-law in Greenville NC.
Figure she's involved somehow: either as the inspiration or the prospective market for the product. Maybe both?
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:00:06 AM PST
by
GMMAC
(lots of terror cells in Canada - I'll be waving my US flag when the Marines arrive!)
To: joesnuffy
Send one to Margaret Cho (and BS, and MM, and...) to put it in her mouth.
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:04:40 AM PST
by
Leo Carpathian
(We Voted the RATS out!!!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Think this might be more useful in the car on the way home after the game.
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:06:08 AM PST
by
ProudVet77
(Just say no to blue states.)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
found on a Hungarian website:
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:12:38 AM PST
by
Slyfox
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I say they should install these on airplanes.
On my last trip I sat next to some poor soul who was having intestinal difficulties.
Longest hour of my life.
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:12:53 AM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Watch out! I have bunny slippers and I am not afraid to use them!)
To: ScottM1968
farts should not have an atomic mass. If they do that is an entirely different catergory in which GasBgon has no business.
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:24:17 AM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Since "everyone passes gas..."
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:24:37 AM PST
by
Fintan
(I wanted more Bush...I GOT MORE BUSH!!!!!)
To: Arpege92
So when the screenname MRarpege92 shows up we can send the digital high-5 or scold him (depending on gender)?
LOL
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:27:25 AM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Do they have one that magnifies farts?
To: MississippiMasterpiece
DEAR LORD, I WANT ALL AIRPLANE PASSENGERS AROUND ME TO HAVE THESE CUSHIONS!!!
Sorry for shouting - but near-asphyxiation does that to me....
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:30:12 AM PST
by
beezdotcom
(I'm usually either right or wrong...)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
Call the ACLU! They are disenfranchising deaf people with these cushions.
That the reason farts smell, so the deaf can enjoy them too.
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:40:55 AM PST
by
GaltMeister
(Can I get me a terrorist huntin' license in hea?)
To: JustAnotherOkie
Just flip the cushion over. This reverses the process.
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:46:16 AM PST
by
Big Digger
(If you can keep your head when others are losing theirs, you must be a Republican)
To: Big Digger
We used to fart into nerf basketballs and leave them lying around the house until someone grabs them and, naturally, squeezes it. Stale and stinky.... but really funny.
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posted on
11/13/2004 10:55:55 AM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(I got political capital and I intend to spend it!)
To: MississippiMasterpiece
I could use two - one for each dog bed! Those things are nasty.
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posted on
11/13/2004 11:12:12 AM PST
by
kdot
To: kdot
"I could use two - one for each dog bed!"
Excellent idea !! My pooch can clear a room in 3 seconds flat.
Nam Vet
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posted on
11/13/2004 11:22:05 AM PST
by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
To: kdot
"I could use two - one for each dog bed!"
Excellent idea !! My pooch can clear a room in 3 seconds flat.
Nam Vet
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posted on
11/13/2004 11:22:26 AM PST
by
Nam Vet
(MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
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