Zot Up The Union (Red State Yanks Are So Frightfully Uncivilised!)

A 100% American bloke, very likely called Nigel.

[BlueStateLiberal]

Clearly, those of us in the thinking part of the country are at odds with the red(neck) states. Why not formalise the irreconcilable differences between us by having a go at sovereignty? That way, we can rejoin the civilised world, and you can create your Taliban-style theocracy that you so obviously desire.

[N. Theknow]

Let's see about a liberal country and what it might be like.

A name should be Latteland or perhaps Starbuckia.

And the citizens.....Hmmm....

Homosexuals don't reproduce.
Lesbians don't reproduce.
Remaining liberals abort their children.
In 40 years your country will not exist.

Go for it!

[Darksheare]

Let me put it to you this way: How about you blue COUNTIES secede.

[NonValueAdded]

No, no ... Don King is one of ours!

[Rutles4Ever]

[BlueStateLiberal]

We're tired of subsidising the red states. Total transfers from the productive blues to the welfare reds amounted to $136 billion (in '02, according to the Tax Foundation).

You guys are the ones always going off about "independence" and "self-reliance". Well, put your money where your toothless mouths are and refuse to accept our tax dollars why don't you.

[Hat-Trick]

I suppose you and all your peace loving comrades could TRY to fight your way out. Do you people even own guns? You didn't think we'd just give you the ground that so many patriots have bled and died for, did you?

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Write if you get work, sailor!

[international american]

None of em are over 15 in maturity.

[socal_parrot]

formalise...civilised

You're not from around here are you?

[MEG33]

We are the United States of America..There is too much red in the blue states to divide and there is blue in the red states..We do not wish for theocracy..that is unconstitutional but we do not believe the separation of church and state is meant to wipe out religion and its values...It means no state religion shall be established ...

Your condescension is well noted and it has is consequences..See my tagline.

[b4its2late]

[Dallas59]

[Freepdonia]

Here's a news flash for you, troll:

Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president! Bush is the president!

Oh, BTW...BUSH IS THE PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!! :-D

[Conspiracy Guy]

Why don't you move to a civilized part of the world rather than trying to wreck this country into your vision of civilization. You twit!

[BlueStateLiberal]

You people are even dumber than I imagined.

We don't need you, you need us. Try not to bite the hand that feeds you.

[glock rocks]

[Koan]

I'm okay with the idea of formalizing the irreconcilable differences between us, but I'd prefer just kicking your ass election after election.

[Rutles4Ever]

I'll give you credit for identifying yourself in your username. Most Trolls think they're cute by including "GOP" or "republican" in their username.

You're still an idiot. Maybe we can ship you all to the Northwest Territories...

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

You... ummmmm... you do know where 80% of this nation's FOOD comes from, right, kid...?

[bert]

You and your ilk are hereby purged from the union.