Zot Up The Union (Red State Yanks Are So Frightfully Uncivilised!)

A 100% American bloke, very likely called Nigel.

[BlueStateLiberal]

Clearly, those of us in the thinking part of the country are at odds with the red(neck) states. Why not formalise the irreconcilable differences between us by having a go at sovereignty? That way, we can rejoin the civilised world, and you can create your Taliban-style theocracy that you so obviously desire.

[fastattacksailor]

Oh Lord!

So early and we already have a useless lib troll in our midst!

Why don't you just go back to your DU cave and hide. Better yet, just leave the country for a place more to your liking-like Cuba!

BUSH won the election---and if you are so bent out-of-shape about it, you need professional help.

Please get it, OK?

[Jim_Curtis]

The United States, as envisioned by the founders, cannot exist without a continuous purging of the parasites and degenerates and when a voluntary separation opportunity presents itself, this is something that deserves some discussion.

Perhaps a deal can be reached where we trade off a bit of land as a life saving amputation for the preservation of the country.

It will only take one bad election to destroy America. We dodged two bullets with Gore and Kerry. It's time to take the necessary measures to strengthen and preserve the US.

[Gaffer]

Ted Bundy, Son of Sam, Boston Strangler, and all of the other sicko creeps like them came from YOUR fantastic, enlightened environment you doggedly persist to believe is best. Take your sicko's and the rest of the elite that thinks no one else but you can think and leave.

You have no production capacity (the best of your people left there for the red states long ago), no useable natural resources (your tree huggers have seen to that), and no viable quality of life that most people would accept. Your icons (Roger Moore, Bill Mahrer, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, et. al.) tell us what you really are, and you should be feared and watched closely...... You have no respect for human dignity; even in jest, I would not refer to another human as a "darky."

[UMFan]

je suis, tu est, il est, nous sommes, vous etes, ils sont.

practice, practice, practice and you'll learn a language that will be of use to you in the future.

and now as your new mates say, Au Revoir!

[najida]

What in the heck do you produce that we couldn't live without?

What do WE produce that you would DIE without?

No peeking at the answers.

[Cyber Ninja]

Feeling a bit randy on our pub crawl, are we?

Have another pint and STFU!

Cheers,

CB^)

[AirForceMom]

They are just p*ssed off because they don't have the b@lls to leave as they promised they would if they lost. That promise, taken on good faith, probably did wonders for the REPUBLICAN GOTV.

[daguberment]

Bring it on, kitties are ready for you

[Conspiracy Guy]

Quit chewing that turd and swallow. I can barely understand your mumbling.

[marshmallow]

Brain-dead Christians tithing to their polyester-clad preachers on Sunday doesn't count for charitable contributions.

Sorry. It's the Christians who offer true charity. Free of any bureaucratic red-tape, gubmint regulations or fitting in with the politcally correct "cause" du jour. Just brotherly love. Yeah, we're brain-dead.

We pay taxes and provide a safety net. It's part of belonging to an enlightened society, something redstate rednecks are clearly unfamiliar with.

Right.

Forcibly appropriating money from those who work hard for it and are successful and giving it to those who won't is an "enlightened society"?

So you're going to fund universal health care, solo moms, the unemployed, and who knows what else and still have money left over to come and bail out the red-states when we fall in the crapper?

Sure you are. With your reward for hard work being more taxes and more gubmint programs, you'll be a third world country in no time. Enjoy.

[BlueStateLiberal]

That's rich, a Christian calling someone a fruitcake. Don't you people pretend to eat the flesh and drink the blood of your hero each Sunday? Talk about bizzare.

[misharu]

You know, the only problem with this REd state Blue state issue is that if you look at the county map, there is only ONE true Blue state. (Vermont)

The rest are a majority red. So let's go by counties instead of states!

[MEG33]

He isn't even an American..a true blue lying lefty ..who spells words the way they do on the Continent or Great Britain..or could it be Canada?

[opus86]

Brain-dead Christians tithing to their polyester-clad preachers on Sunday doesn't count for charitable contributions.

Ummmm, yeah, it does. Suppress the hatred and do your research. Giving people a "safety net" like you want leads to the welfare state, which has done nothing for poverty.

[AirForceMom]

Well what do you do? Stick pins in dolls?

[Publius6961]

I'm sorry, but a country populated by lawyers, professors and high school dropouts on our borders would pose an even greater illegal immigration problem than Mexico does.

Maybe not!
Than Sierra Nevada is a formidable barrier, a lot harder than the Rio Grande, and there are only a few highways to guard against infiltration. I like it.

[kcvl]

I hope you keep putting down people of faith. That helped President Bush get elected AGAIN. Elitist snobs who don't have a clue about "flyover country". Keep talking. You won't see the Oval office for about another 40 years, if you are lucky.

[Lauren BaRecall]

My New York pig thinks you're funny.

[Chad Fairbanks]

At the risk of fueling further talk of secession: Of the Dow's 30 members, 23 are from blue states. They include ALCOA, American Express, Boeing, McDondald's, General Motors, Intel, 3M, Microsoft and Disney. Some fringe.

Can't speak for the others, but Redmond, where Microsoft is located, and Everett, where Boeing is located, are two Red Areas...

[dansangel]

Great Britain..or could it be Canada?

Either. It's late afternoon across the pond and cr@p-for-brains is probably swilling at the local pub. My money's on GB - dolt.