TRUE TALES OF INDUHVIDUALS (Van)

DNRC-newsletter@unitedmedia.com ^ | 11-11-04 | Scott Adams

[rawcatslyentist]

TRUE TALES OF INDUHVIDUALS
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INDUHVIDUAL QUOTES
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Here now, some quotes from Induhviduals, submitted by DNRC field operatives.

"Let’s lick this one in the butt."

"If you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!"

"He's as sharp as a new penny."

"I just want to be sure that we cross all the i's and dot the t's."

"Let’s not stick our heads in the mud and drink our own bath water."

Here are some more true tales of Induhviduals, as reported by vigilant DNRC operatives in the field.

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When our printer ran out of color ink, one Induhvidual asked, "Why don't we print it in black and white and then take a color photocopy?"

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One of our salespeople told a customer to "Write on a fax, in pretty good size letters, MUST SHIP TODAY." When the fax came in it said, "In pretty good size letters must ship today."

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I was dining with a friend at our favorite Thai restaurant when one of the owners came by to show us photos of her new baby boy. Afterward, my friend remarked that she was surprised that the baby looked "so Chinese." I said, "Well, he does look Asian, since both parents are from Thailand, but what did you expect?" She said, "Yeah, I know, but I expected him to look more American since they've been living in the U.S. for 15 years."

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We were chatting about the latest high price of crude oil, when a friend of ours piped up: "I don't understand the big deal about the price of oil. I mean, I only put oil in my car every now and then, but I put gas in my car every day!"

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On Feb. 14th, my birthday, at our daily team meeting, the manager turned to me and said to the group, "And let's all wish Allen a happy birthday today!"

A programmer turned to me and asked, "Today's your birthday? How often does your birthday fall on Valentines Day?"

I had to struggle mightily to come up with a response that didn't include the phrase "dumb ass."

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[eccentric]

thanks for the laughs

[elizabetty]

"If a frog had side pockets he'd carry a gun" Dan Rather

[potlatch]

Here you go, perfect for the subject!!

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[ozzymandus]

Is this a dan rather thread??

[potlatch]

Not 'perfect', there's a hanging chad - I mean tag!!

[Smartass]

White flag is up...LOL,   I surrender again!

[Waco]

They'll never whip AIDS, no matter how many butts they lick!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL!

At first, I thought this was a ZOT thread or something.

These are funny. :^D