Posted on 11/10/2004 10:42:14 AM PST by mattdono
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhhh .... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connections between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be ....?
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing & I still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic, and disorder .... my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
40. Oh I get it ... like humor ... but different
No. Actually, I think that's an endearing quality.
Next time the folks at your job are getting you down...
50) Boy, It Must Really Suck To Be You!
I've been tempted to use several of those today alone.
Supposed to help someone get citrix installed on his home machine. He was giving me attitude. Asked him what the o/s was and he replied Sony. One day I am gonna use this hammer on my desk!
Bump for later use!!
I keep a foam-rubber globe to bounce off the heads of those who annoy me.
Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares.
Good for laugh ping!! :o)
Sounds a little safer than my hammer. Although at this very moment using either would give me great satisfaction.
bump
And the classic one that is missing.... Did you forget your meds this morning or should I start looking for a chemical leak?
Your not as stupid as you look, which must have been a great relief to your parents.
People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
If a$$holes could fly, you'd be supersonic.
You and I are complete opposites...for example, I'm a horse's head.
You have a mind like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 38 states.
always a classic! :)
Ping!
What do you have when 10,000 liberals make a run for the Canadian border?
A good start...
GW
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Lets finish the other 9 so he has a top 50 list
42. Your the reason we have to use bleach in the gene pool.
43. How long have you been working on your stupidity and arrogance?
44. Meeting you helps me understand why some animals eat their young.
45. Talking to you and flushing the toilet give me the same stimulation.
46. Why did you have to open your mouth and confirm my suspcions?
47. Mouthbreathers(liberals) - Proof that evolution is an ongoing process.
48. Even though I disagree with it; you are the strongest argument for abortion I've ever met.
49. Say your peace and have your say. I need a 5 minute daydream anyways.
50. Stupid is as stupid does.
Hehehe...thanks for the humor ping, they are all funny!
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