Posted on 11/09/2004 3:55:50 AM PST by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
Weird Bizarre Anti-Christian Liberals Go Bananas:
Post-Election Psychosis
Ever since the media picked up "moral values" as the defining issue in the defeat of John Kerry, weird bizarre liberals have been going bananas all over the place and showing signs of post-election psychosis. Babs Streisand was last seen babbling nonsense about the "reign of witches" (whatever that may mean). http://barbrastreisand.com/commercemodule/bjscommercemodule.html. Perhaps Professor Streisand will elaborate on this at her next lecture at Harvard's prestigious Kennedy School of Government.
Meanwhile, the sophomorically flippant and cynical ex-Jesuit/ex-conservative Yale classicist Garry Wills has engaged in anti-Christian slurs about the "virgin birth." Robert Redford announced plans to move to Ireland and then decided to stay. Liberals who supported Kerry have been seen weeping. Outbursts of tantrums and anti-Christian ranting are becoming epidemic. Perhaps Cher will deliver another prophetic alert at a Disco.
On last night's episode of Scarborough Country, liberal media guru Carl Bernstein told Joe Scarborough that he agreed with Maureen Dowd's shrill apocalyptic warnings about the ominous jihad of the Christian Right. Scarborough in shock and disbelief, pressed Bernstein to explain but the sedated Bernstein continued to read somnambulizing and vaguely incoherent notes babbling more liberal cant.
Question: Are liberals now insane? We use the term cautiously but key signs are there. Not only have they lost contact with normal American culture but they are losing contact with reality in general as well. If CIA neocons had loaded them up on LSD and released them naked in the streets of New York, they would not look that much more ridiculous and absurd.
There is hope here. The more they rant and rave, the sillier and sillier they look, the more asburd and unattractive their message will be for normal Americans with self-respect. The latest buzz from Inside-the-Beltway land was that Howard Dean may head the DNC. Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh!
That should bode well for Republicans for generations to come. And for psychiatrists and sock puppet therapists in Los Angeles and New York.
I strongly question the usage of the modifier "now" in this sentence. :)
I'm in awe (Awwwwwwwwwww.) Seriously, though, they are just having their psychotic break. Now their true colors are showing.
Rush stated it best. Liberalism sux, Conservatism rules.
That's why republicans, and Bush won this election!
With all the wailing and gnashing of teeth going on, a safe guess is Pfizer should have a good final quarter.
Oh, that was classic! Joe was wound up bigtime, and he took it out on poor Carl! I almost felt sorry for him, then I remembered how much this man hates us, and I just laughed at him.
"Robert Redford announced plans to move to Ireland and then decided to stay"
Apparently Redford realized that Ireland is really, REALLY, Catholic. What a dope.
You are RIGHT. I saw that. Bernstein was relegated to READING the notes he had down on the desk in front of himself...... and he wasn't even reading them very well. I thought the sick little plump fool was going to cry! Scarborough ripped him a new one. It's way past time for the meaningless, hesitating, sputtering, and stumbling Bernstein to disappear. He's just a waste of time, and he always was. Now he's just a fat and ugly waste of time.
Joe Scarborough was smoking last night!
Yep, they're certifiable.
LOL! .......... ping to post # 8.
I saw Carole Simpson of ABC on C-Span last night, waving a map around, saying she had a map of slave-owning states which looks suspiciously like Bush's red states. She was wild eyed, saying, "Only five percent of Americans buy books."
Of course, Buchanan was on the show...Hmmmmm....
What tagline?
LOL! Buchanan did have a sh*t-eating grin on his face as Bernstein lost his mind!
They're so deranged, Howard Dean now looks more and more like the moderate elder-statesman of the Liberal party.
"HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity" was inspired by Clinton's famous, "it depends on what the meaning of is is" and the Clintonoids' unrepentant defense of their Frankenstein monster. It was the only category I could think of which captured both the apocalyptically absurd quality of the spectacle and the belly-shaking guffaw hilarity at the same time.
They just keep delivering. So the handle fits. Frequently.
Isn't this fun!
somnambulizing
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Is that really a word?
If so, I salute you, and ask for a definition, if its not too much trouble.
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