The Real John Kerry Emerges via Newsweek Article...read his comments about his missing hairbrush

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6414892/site/newsweek/ ^ | 11/05/04 | Newsweek

[njsketch]

The morning after the Feb. 3 primaries, which vaulted Kerry into a virtual-ly insurmountable lead, the candidate was fuming over his missing hairbrush. He and his aides were riding in a van on the way to a Time magazine cover-photo shoot. Nicholson had left the hairbrush behind. "Sir, I don't have it," he said, after rummaging in the bags. "Marvin, f---!" Kerry said. The press secretary, David Wade, offered his brush. "I'm not using Wade's brush," the long-faced senator pouted. "Marvin, f---, it's my Time photo shoot."

Nicholson was having a bad day. Breakfast had been late and rushed and not quite right for the senator. In the van, Kerry was working his cell phone and heard the beep signaling that the phone was running out of juice. "Marvin, charger," he said without turning around. "Sorry, I don't have it," said Nicholson, who was sitting in the rear of the van. Now Kerry turned around. "I'm running this campaign myself," he said, looking at Nicholson and the other aides. "I get myself breakfast. I get myself hairbrushes. I get myself my cell-phone charger. It's pretty amazing." In silent frustration, Nicholson helplessly punched the car seat.

[maine-iac7]

Now now - when you spend $1,000 per haircut...you'd expect to be lost without your brush...

[Freee-dame]

More evidence that America dodged a bullet on November 2nd.

amen

[gc4nra]

Somebody stole his strawberries and they call him "old yellow stain"!

[ladyinred]

I find this thread very interesting thank you very much. Besides, it is validation of all of the things that we thought he was. And I hope I don't act like this jerk thank you very much!

[ladyinred]

Does this mean that the dozens and dozens of Sailors which served with Kerry on Swiftboats in Vietnam were correct? He's a total self-serving a**hole. I sure his campaign workers weren't worthy of the great "gengis khan".

It does.

I read elsewhere in this article that in College his friends said the JFK translated to "jut for Kerry." He was just so stuck on himself.

[BobS]

Normal men just comb their hair in the morning, and that's it.

[ladyinred]

Despite their Ivy League educations, it appears the Kerry clan needs a basic language skills refresher course. Notice the favorite word of ALL of 'em. Low class, trailer trash.

If you go to DU you will find that is their word of choice there too. Such low class people.

[willyboyishere]

I had no idea Kerry was that shallow.

[Lady In Blue]

When will this issue be on the stands? Thanks.

[ladyinred]

Yes, they were calling the media begging then not to mention the girl thing. The media complied.

[willyboyishere]

I had no idea Kerry was that shallow.

[Alberta's Child]

Lunatic Kerry ping.

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL!!! This is too funny.

[Alberta's Child]

This guy is completely nuts, isn't he?

[Victoria Delsoul]

"Marvin, f---!" Kerry said. The press secretary, David Wade, offered his brush. "I'm not using Wade's brush," the long-faced senator pouted. "Marvin, f---, it's my Time photo shoot."

I gotta tell ya, I've been laughing since Wednesday. Watching their sad faces and their contorted expressions, gasping for air.... dying every time they talk about GW and his agenda. It's been absolutely sweet and glorious – heavenly sweet I must say.

[Alberta's Child]

There is a bitterness in the voices of these people that has, quite frankly, astounded me. As if they were certain of victory, only to see Kerry lose.

[Victoria Delsoul]

And that's sooo delicious to watch, LOL.

[Alberta's Child]

You're right about that. LOL.

[hushpad]

Evan Thomas in the sixth grade:

Teacher: "Where is your homework Evan?"

Evan: "The dog ate it"

Teacher: "Again?"