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The Real John Kerry Emerges via Newsweek Article...read his comments about his missing hairbrush
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6414892/site/newsweek/ ^ | 11/05/04 | Newsweek

Posted on 11/05/2004 12:50:37 PM PST by njsketch

The morning after the Feb. 3 primaries, which vaulted Kerry into a virtual-ly insurmountable lead, the candidate was fuming over his missing hairbrush. He and his aides were riding in a van on the way to a Time magazine cover-photo shoot. Nicholson had left the hairbrush behind. "Sir, I don't have it," he said, after rummaging in the bags. "Marvin, f---!" Kerry said. The press secretary, David Wade, offered his brush. "I'm not using Wade's brush," the long-faced senator pouted. "Marvin, f---, it's my Time photo shoot."

Nicholson was having a bad day. Breakfast had been late and rushed and not quite right for the senator. In the van, Kerry was working his cell phone and heard the beep signaling that the phone was running out of juice. "Marvin, charger," he said without turning around. "Sorry, I don't have it," said Nicholson, who was sitting in the rear of the van. Now Kerry turned around. "I'm running this campaign myself," he said, looking at Nicholson and the other aides. "I get myself breakfast. I get myself hairbrushes. I get myself my cell-phone charger. It's pretty amazing." In silent frustration, Nicholson helplessly punched the car seat.

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KEYWORDS: dirtyrats; hair; johnkerry; kerry; kumbaya; newsweek; rats
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To: njsketch
Now now - when you spend $1,000 per haircut...you'd expect to be lost without your brush...
181 posted on 11/05/2004 5:21:21 PM PST by maine-iac7 ( Pray without doubt..."Ask and you SHALL receive")
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To: T. Buzzard Trueblood
More evidence that America dodged a bullet on November 2nd.

amen

182 posted on 11/05/2004 5:27:29 PM PST by Freee-dame
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To: njsketch

Somebody stole his strawberries and they call him "old yellow stain"!


183 posted on 11/05/2004 5:41:18 PM PST by gc4nra ( this tag line protected by Kimber and the First Amendment (I voted for McClintock))
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To: jjmucr

I find this thread very interesting thank you very much. Besides, it is validation of all of the things that we thought he was. And I hope I don't act like this jerk thank you very much!


184 posted on 11/05/2004 6:20:32 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
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To: federal
Does this mean that the dozens and dozens of Sailors which served with Kerry on Swiftboats in Vietnam were correct? He's a total self-serving a**hole. I sure his campaign workers weren't worthy of the great "gengis khan".

It does.

I read elsewhere in this article that in College his friends said the JFK translated to "jut for Kerry." He was just so stuck on himself.

185 posted on 11/05/2004 6:23:53 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
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To: reformedliberal

Normal men just comb their hair in the morning, and that's it.


186 posted on 11/05/2004 6:31:46 PM PST by BobS
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To: Magnolia
Despite their Ivy League educations, it appears the Kerry clan needs a basic language skills refresher course. Notice the favorite word of ALL of 'em. Low class, trailer trash.

If you go to DU you will find that is their word of choice there too. Such low class people.

187 posted on 11/05/2004 6:37:47 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
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To: njsketch

I had no idea Kerry was that shallow.


188 posted on 11/05/2004 6:47:56 PM PST by willyboyishere
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To: njsketch

When will this issue be on the stands? Thanks.


189 posted on 11/05/2004 6:48:13 PM PST by Lady In Blue (On Election Day,President Bush: "WIN ONE FOR THE GIPPER!")
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To: SkyPilot

Yes, they were calling the media begging then not to mention the girl thing. The media complied.


190 posted on 11/05/2004 6:52:20 PM PST by ladyinred (Congratulations President Bush! Four more years!)
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To: njsketch

I had no idea Kerry was that shallow.


191 posted on 11/05/2004 6:52:26 PM PST by willyboyishere
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Lunatic Kerry ping.


192 posted on 11/05/2004 8:03:26 PM PST by Alberta's Child (I made enough money to buy Miami -- but I pissed it away on the Alternative Minimum Tax.)
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To: Alberta's Child

LOL!!! This is too funny.


193 posted on 11/05/2004 8:31:44 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

This guy is completely nuts, isn't he?


194 posted on 11/05/2004 9:50:19 PM PST by Alberta's Child (I made enough money to buy Miami -- but I pissed it away on the Alternative Minimum Tax.)
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To: Alberta's Child
"Marvin, f---!" Kerry said. The press secretary, David Wade, offered his brush. "I'm not using Wade's brush," the long-faced senator pouted. "Marvin, f---, it's my Time photo shoot."

I gotta tell ya, I've been laughing since Wednesday. Watching their sad faces and their contorted expressions, gasping for air.... dying every time they talk about GW and his agenda. It's been absolutely sweet and glorious – heavenly sweet I must say.

195 posted on 11/05/2004 10:02:04 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

There is a bitterness in the voices of these people that has, quite frankly, astounded me. As if they were certain of victory, only to see Kerry lose.


196 posted on 11/05/2004 10:12:53 PM PST by Alberta's Child (I made enough money to buy Miami -- but I pissed it away on the Alternative Minimum Tax.)
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To: Alberta's Child

And that's sooo delicious to watch, LOL.


197 posted on 11/05/2004 10:17:12 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

You're right about that. LOL.


198 posted on 11/05/2004 10:27:30 PM PST by Alberta's Child (I made enough money to buy Miami -- but I pissed it away on the Alternative Minimum Tax.)
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To: FreedomCalls

Evan Thomas in the sixth grade:

Teacher: "Where is your homework Evan?"

Evan: "The dog ate it"

Teacher: "Again?"


199 posted on 11/08/2004 11:18:25 AM PST by hushpad
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