I want to make a joke that she's more likely to be hunting a water-bound, wood chewing mammal.....but I won't.
Posted on 11/05/2004 9:47:50 AM PST by stopillegalimmigration
"Late Show" host David Letterman joked last night that you could tell Hillary Clinton is eyeing the White House because she's already been spotted duck hunting.
"The rumor is that Hillary Clinton is running for president in 2008," he told his audience. "Yup. And here's why people think that. Today she was in Ohio duck hunting. She even bought a camouflage pants suit. "
But the former first lady is already one jump ahead of the "Late Night" host, who apparently didn't know that two years ago, when Clinton was campaigning in the midterm elections, she invoked her credentials as a one-time duck-hunter when confronted by a gun rights constituent. Fort Ann, N.Y. resident Holden Clous, a National Rifle Association member, asked what Newsday described as "a rather hostile question" about why Clinton favored tightening laws governing gun show sales.
"He wasn't satisfied when she said it was a logical safety measure to keep guns out of the hands of criminals, but he seemed surprised when she said she had once hunted," the paper explained.
Equally surprised by her hunting claim, Newsday later pressed Clinton for specifics.
"It was ducks and a long time ago," she insisted.
We may see that camouflage pantsuit yet.
I want to make a joke that she's more likely to be hunting a water-bound, wood chewing mammal.....but I won't.
It was Bill she was hunting -- after he told her about Monica. The Secret Service disarmed her. That's when she threw the ashtray.
She'll blend right in.
If she's hunting marshmallows, that is.
< /meow >
Shudder...
Yes, but did she CRAWL ON HER BELLY THROUGH THE WEEDS to bag that duckie, that is the question!!!
That dog don't hunt!"
I can't wait to buy an NRA T-Shirt that says....
"That Bitch don't hunt!"
Bring her on!
Webster defines camouflage: A method of visual deception of the enemy by disguising. I wonder how many of us 59,000,000 "idiots" will be deceived when she wears her camo pant suit when she buys her Huntin' license!!
mmmmmmmm.....Nice Cankles
Betty (Mrs. Stan) Laurel in "Sons of the Desert" comes to mind. Standing there with a shotgun and a dead bird, doing a slow burn while Stanley calls her the ball-and-chain. And telling Mrs. Hardy, "Stanley would never lie to me. I hate to think what would happen...if he ever did!"
maybe holden should have asked hillary if she knew the difference between a duck and a snipe...
Was she wearing her camoflage New York Yankees cap?
The only time that beast has actually thought of owning a gun was when she found out about all of willy's affairs.
She's a lying disgrace.
Why'd you have to go and post that... Any ideas on how to clean the vomit out of my keyboard?
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