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Hello, Uranus? Got Any Room? (The Mark Morford Column We've All Been Waiting For)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, November 5, 2004 | Mark Morford, Spends a great deal of time at Uranus

Posted on 11/05/2004 5:55:20 AM PST by presidio9

I said it, you said it, pretty much anyone with a brain larger than a grape or a soul more nimble than a rock said it maybe a thousand times over. And you probably weren't even all that drunk when you said it and maybe you were even a little more than half serious and maybe you said it just like this: If Bush somehow snags another election, if the unthinkable comes to pass and the Dubya neocon nightmare refuses to end, well, that's it. I'm outta here.

Done. Over. Gone. Moving away. To Canada. Or France. Latvia. Uranus. Anywhere, really, that doesn't have Bush as leader and that doesn't make me openly ashamed to be a citizen and that doesn't make me feel like a sickened disillusioned ulcerated outcast in my own happily divisive country every damn day including Sunday.

You want a place, you say, that doesn't right this minute seem to be working heroically to make homophobia and born-again fundamentalism and pre-emptive isolationist warmongering and environmental ignorance a national religion. A place where SUVs aren't considered minor deities and where gay people aren't loathed for wanting to slice a wedding cake and where brazen heavily narcotized denial in the face of a veritable mountain of presidential lies isn't the national pastime.

Tempting, isn't it? To just move away to a sunnier, clothing-optional utopia and wait for it all to be over, for the dark days to pass and the Shrub era to sink into the tar pits of history and the fog to finally lift?

After all, most all of us on the progressive Left feel we truly faced the dragon this election, and we put up a valiant fight and marshaled as potent an army of dissenters and intellectuals and moderates and liberal crusaders and feminists

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: adamandsteve; chocolatestarfish; hersheyhighway; hyperventilating; lamentationofwomen; mandatorybarfalert; mba
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To: Question Liberal Authority
LOL, but he's still a pervert:

the karmic vibrator buzzing

you stock up on the superlative porn

take your gul-dang gay-lovin' tofu-eatin' tree-huggin' pierced-labia values with you

121 posted on 11/05/2004 8:35:10 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick (www.HillaryWatch.org)
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To: presidio9
OK, why don't we show our magnanimosity and each by a Lib a one way ticket out of the country. It would be very nice to live without them.
122 posted on 11/05/2004 8:37:52 AM PST by najida (Liberals are children that weren't raised right by their mamas.)
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To: presidio9

Oh, no, they didn't actually use that title.

Oh, yeah, they did.

Markie, Markie, Markie...I knew you were not going to take this well, and praise God, you did not disappoint me. God bless you, and God bless the copy editor who wrote that headline.


123 posted on 11/05/2004 8:38:17 AM PST by RichInOC (Mark Morford 2008: When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Go Pro.)
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To: presidio9

http://poynteronline.org/content/content_view.asp?id=39527

Q: How much feedback/mail do you typically get after a column is published? And what's the ratio between mail from your fans vs. those who hate you?

A: All depends on the column. A particularly pointed anti-Bush anti-war column will get me gobs of sneering hate mail, mostly from the delirious, hardcore psychopatriots at freerepublic.com or lucianne.com or andrewsullivan.com, et al, where they post chunks of my column in their discussion forums, along with my e-mail address, and encourage each other to flame me, usually in the cutest sort of monosyllabic, ragingly homophobic, horribly syntaxed, misspelled sort of way. Makes me proud to be an American. My girlfriend loves the anti-SF gay-bashing they aim my way, I might add.

That said, the overwhelming majority of my mail is wonderfully positive and incredibly supportive. For the Morning Fix newsletter, even more so, as it's very intimate and personality driven. I have amazing readers. Incredibly passionate. And I get a lot of mail. Only a fraction is hate mail. But man, is it ever bilious.

124 posted on 11/05/2004 9:03:15 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: presidio9
make me feel like a sickened disillusioned ulcerated outcast

Mom always said you are what you eat.

125 posted on 11/05/2004 9:06:25 AM PST by mississippi red-neck (John Kerry is Catholic. John Kerry supports Abortion and Gay Marriage. Flip flop,flip flop.)
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To: SlowBoat407

Coming at a Uranus near you...

Well, no, thanks !


126 posted on 11/05/2004 9:35:54 AM PST by Atlantic Friend (Cursum Perficio)
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To: presidio9
Are you kidding? You could run a subway car through it.

I heard he can carry a bowling ball and six beers, no hands! ;^)

127 posted on 11/05/2004 9:40:38 AM PST by bullseye1911 (Natural Selection = the weak and stupid die!)
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To: finnman69

Happen to know what species his 'girlfriend' is?


128 posted on 11/05/2004 11:55:35 AM PST by Right Wing Professor (Fingers now uncrossed)
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To: presidio9

The title is soooo typically Morford- looking for space up somebody's as*


129 posted on 11/05/2004 11:57:19 AM PST by mafree (Ding Dong Daschle's Gone!)
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To: TheForceOfOne
Michael Moore should have room he has already put the entire DNC up there.

I think Mikey's got room for all of us if we could stomach it. I couldn't.

130 posted on 11/05/2004 12:00:10 PM PST by mafree (Ding Dong Daschle's Gone!)
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To: B Knotts

Goofiness? That's a stretch. These people have declared war on us as surely as Al-Queda, and thus far we've refused to pick up the gantlet, as surely as Clinton. The civil war isn't a theoretical possibility, it's happening today, right now.


131 posted on 11/05/2004 12:16:07 PM PST by johnb838 (We had to beat the left in this country before we could take on the terrorists. Now let's roll.)
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To: Question Liberal Authority
Wake me up when Bush imprisons and tortures all his detractors, annexes Mexico or Canada, and lights all the oil wells in Texas on fire to spite the world.

Bravo. Well said.

132 posted on 11/05/2004 12:18:50 PM PST by agrace
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To: presidio9

And frankly, John "Jenjiss" Kerry has just as much of a propensity to mangle the language as our Double-you. Let's see you try to kill an idear with an ushi.


133 posted on 11/05/2004 12:19:12 PM PST by johnb838 (We had to beat the left in this country before we could take on the terrorists. Now let's roll.)
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To: presidio9
we supposedly had more of the youth vote and the disenfranchised single-female vote and the "Daily Show" vote and the Eminem vote and the celebrity vote and the humanitarian vote and the antiwar vote and the gay vote and the pro-choice vote and the Howard Stern vote and the immigrant vote

Well, you never managed to have the WE THE PEOPLE vote.

134 posted on 11/05/2004 12:26:39 PM PST by TenaciousZ
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To: presidio9
I love it!

We WON!

That makes all liberals LOSERS!!

LOSERS!!!

135 posted on 11/05/2004 4:34:15 PM PST by TexasCajun
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To: presidio9

Stop spamming Keywords. Thank you.


136 posted on 11/06/2004 8:01:44 AM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: finnman69
My girlfriend loves the anti-SF gay-bashing they aim my way, I might add.

Mark's "girlfriend," Steve, loves anything aimed her way.

137 posted on 11/08/2004 7:55:23 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: Dallas59
Does he have any Uranus left?

He is Uranus. Well, maybe not your's, but he has definately been assimilated by his own backside.

138 posted on 11/08/2004 7:59:53 AM PST by meyer (Our greatest opponent is a candidate called Complacency.)
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