Tire-slashing questions await Democrats' sons [LINKS TO KERRY CAMPAIGN!]

The Milwaukee Journal ^ | 11/04/04 | Spivak & Bice

[SirLurkedalot]

LMFAO!

[libs_kma]

"Supreme Solar Allah, the son of state Sen. Gwen Moore, who won a seat in the U.S. Congress on Tuesday. Allah's given name is Sowande Omokunde, WTF?"

WTF??? My thoughts exactly. At least now I can die happy because I've seen and heard everything.

[1rudeboy]

adult children

Huh?

[SirLurkedalot]

You can't write jokes like this; they just happen.

[SuperSonic]

Wouldn't you know that Supreme Solar Allah's friends are named: 'Self Wise Allah and Universal Knowledge Allah'

What's wrong with the fourth guy, Charles Dennis? Not very creative I guess.

[MamaTexan]

I think I might name one of my kids "Ultimate Frisbee Comet Allah."

I have twins, so I'll rename them; Celestial Feline Flaming Buttock and Exceptional Ornithoid Guacamole Treasure !

[SuperSonic]

Not that possible lost votes would have overcome the 11,813 deficit in Wisconsin, but if roles were reversed we would definitely be hearing about this. It would be major news.

[RippleFire]

bump

[TigersEye]

......"adult children"......what the heck is that?

Spin.

[dead]

I spelled it a little differently.

[TigersEye]

Sigh... I, unfortunately, have no children. But our cat shall henceforth be known as All Pervading Hyper Peanut Awareness Factor. Or Wow Wow Soluble Space Links for short.

[aruanan]

Supreme Solar Allah, the son of state Sen. Gwen Moore,

Another indication of how Democrats are fundamentally loonies.

[Sender]

"Supreme Solar Allah?" Only Frank Zappa could have come up with this. He must be working for the Democrats.

Maybe he's a rapper convert to the Nation of Islam. I kind of like "Snoop Diddy Ten Cent Booty Allah".

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Thank you for that address. I just sent them an email, from We Flushed The Johns, message was, where are you today, out slashing tires?

[Ranxerox]

But our cat shall henceforth be known as All Pervading Hyper Peanut Awareness Factor. Or Wow Wow Soluble Space Links for short.

LOL - Don't be suprised if the "Gentlemen in White Sportcoats" show up at your door after the neighbors hear you calling your cat.

[Sender]

I have twins, so I'll rename them; Celestial Feline Flaming Buttock and Exceptional Ornithoid Guacamole Treasure !

LOL, I am spewing coffee yet again! You do realize that if they weren't twins and were married, they'd be known as Mr and Mrs Exceptional Buttock-Treasure?

[Daus]

Supreme Solar Allah?

Just to be clear for out of staters.... Glen Moore is bat-sh*t crazy. And we just elected her to Congress...

Ain't that great?

[SirLurkedalot]

About as great as Barbara Boxer coming back to CA. But then again Bush won, Castro broke bones, Arafat is dying,we gained seats in both Houses...maybe I should'nt bitch too much.

[Emmett McCarthy]

A very good friend of mine owned those vans - a hardworking small businessman and Navy vet, so I continue to hope that the investigation will result in prosecution and, perhaps, some restitution. It's a little like a tornado or other natural disaster - it doesn't mean much when you see it on TV, but when it hits your house, suddenly it's personal.