Moby: Split America into "Northeastistan," "Pacificstan" and "Redstateistan"

So. Florida.com ^ | 11-4-04

[veronica]

Democratic party supporter Moby wants to split America into three nations, following George W. Bush's Nov. 2 victory over Sen. John Kerry in the presidential election.

The disappointed dance star concedes President Bush received the majority of votes nationwide, after claiming vast swathes of middle America and the Deep South -- but argues California and New York should be granted independence from Bush's administration, because they voted overwhelmingly in favor of Kerry.

"America is essentially a right-wing Republican country. We might resist this fact, but it is a fact. It's not a fact in Manhattan. It's not a fact in L.A. or San Francisco... but for 100 plus million people it's a fact," he said.

"We live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'North-east-istan' (north-east Us) and 'Pacific-stan' (west coast)?

"Wouldn't the red (Republican) states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave?

"Then you could have 3 countries: Northeastistan - Pacificstan - Redstateistan."

[Darkwolf377]

Moby is a vegan. He can stick that bald head of his into the Pacific and suck on plankton from now on--No veggies for YOU from Rightwingistan!

[afnamvet]

Manny, Moe and Jack

[Atlas Sneezed]

How about North Mexico, South Canada and the rest can stay Real America?

Here you go! (apologies to lots of nice folks in Michigan, Pennsylvania, and upstate New York. Come move to America fast.):

Also note that with a revamped America, there will be some folks in the few blue enclaves who opt to move across the border, and others in the ceded areas who will want to join our liberty and prosperity.

[Arkinsaw]

I think they can secede if they want. As long as they are willing to put up with the house burning and silverware stealing that goes along with it. They set the precedent. March to the sea! Through Massachusetts!

[bilhosty]

Great idea! WE can say good by to New england, New York City metro, most of New Jersey, Philadelphia metro(including Wilmington),Baltimore metro and Maybe even Washington DC metro area. Note we will keep part of some of the states.

We can also give out the Coastal counties of the Pacific coast from Seattle to Los Angeles. But why stop there We can create another country out of Buffalo, Erie Pa, and on through the coast of Lake Erie including Cleveland Toledo and Detroit.

Actually why stop there. Another country from Gary Indiana along the coast of Lake Michigan to Milwaukee

[Ptarmigan]

Nah, North Korea is better for anyone who hates America.

[RealtorRick]

Great post!! I cannot stand Mobey or any of the no talent people he hangs out with. I suggest that we spilt off a section of NY and call it assholistan and make Mobey President for life. Perhaps a part of the South Bronx!

[in the Arena]

-- but argues California and New York should be granted independence from Bush's administration, because they voted overwhelmingly in favor of Kerry.

That's a great idea...brainiac...then you can support the entitlement fueled Blue Voters...and I can have a weekend off once in a while...

[liberty2004]

Bob Bechtel a democrat strategist said the southern states should secede and form their own country. The Blue staters are getting more and more whacko each day!

Bechtel is reprehensible. I can't listen to him for one second. He is delusional and full of hate. Yea Bob, split the country and in 20 years the Socialist havens of the blue states will tank over like Europe will in a few years. Let them try and build a socialist paradise -- it will fail miserably. In short order, the freedom loving, capitalistic red states would greatly out perform the parasitic red states. In no time, those who produce leave the blue states in droves. The red states would fester and go bankrupt. The blue states would of course blame it on the red states. The left is full of sick humans. Heck, it may not be a bad idea, we would be the winners.

[maggief]

"Let's split Moby in to three pieces."

Oh my, that's brilliant. ; )

[The Mayor]

http://network.ap.org/dynamic/files/specials/election_night_2004/state_maps/NY/index.html?SITE=YAHOOELN&SECTION=POLITICS

I am trying to figure out how to save this pic, can you?
Most of NY is Bush Country.

[WashingtonSource]

Memo to Moby: Shutupistan.

[Cultural Jihad]

Democratic party supporter Moby wants to split America into three nations, . . .

Such were the Kerry base: seditious leftists. They would carve up the country if they thought they could gain a bit of power thereby.

[Question Liberal Authority]

Never noticed Protestwarrior.com before which is on that sign. Is that a good site or a bad site?

It's the best. They make up fake signs and FReep left-wing protests.

[RockAgainsttheLeft04]

So now our "election expert" Moby wants to split up the U.S. because his stupid socialist candidate was defeated in a fair election. Interesting. And what if Redstateistan decides to bomb the hell out of Northeast-whatever-istan? What would you do about it Moby?

Moby, eh? Hmmm...let me think a minute.
Weren't you that bald-a** little smurf who had ONE big song on the pop charts about a half decade or so ago, sandwiched between N*Stink and and Christina Hag-ulera? Beep-beep-dink-dink electronic crap?

Sorry if I can't quite remember the name of the tune; I was too busy listening to REAL F***ING MUSIC!

[PokeyJoe]

Hey Moby... get this dude.

We grow it, you eat it.

Your grocery bills and our OIL (Texas, Lousiana, Alaska)... will pay for OUR military.

Then we'll invade your butts and take over Quakeland and Yankeeland.

[PokeyJoe]

That's a 2000 map. The 2004 map is even MORE red.

[soozla]

Fintan!!!....you got a new cigar box!!

[luv2ndamend]

I got it from news max front page. Caption under it said "the Map: county-by-county results for election 2004; red for Bush, blue for Kerry."