"This is John Kerry, but he won't be reporting for duty!"

Toronto Sun ^ | November 4, 2004 | Andy Donato

[VRWCmember]

Maybe he'll report for his duty in the senate, at his committees, etc. now.

[Lunkhead_01]

...I don't know why this is such a surprise. When was the last time John Kerry reported for duty in the U.S. Senate?

I just wish he didn't have four years left in his term in the U.S. Senate so he would go to a bureaucrat and salute, "I'm John Kerry ... and I'm reporting for unemployment compensation!"

[ThisLittleLightofMine]

It looks like Ross Perot with Kerry, am I wrong?

[smith288]

Dubya should join with Kerry to help trim the budget as a bipartisan effort!

It WAS Kerry's idea, wasn't it? ;)

[sopwith]

don't hold your breath on that one.

[sheik yerbouty]

Kerry will go home to Terayza and report for doody. Deep doody.

[anniegetyourgun]

"This is Kohn Jerry, deporting for fruity. And I'm not a think as you drunk I am."

[hermgem]

Will Kerry improve on his absence of 76% on the Intelligence committee?
Now that he personally experienced the importance U.S. people place on accurate and thorough intelligence.
Absenteeism of 76% will not cut it.

[Polyxene]

Actually, sKerry should be thanking President Bush for helping him escape four years of hard labor!! I don't think Ketchupman had a clue as to how hard the job would be. It is a 24-7-365 job, and there is no way sKerry would work that hard! Go back to your mansions and toys, and play, Ketchupman!

[bigbob]

"I actually did vote for John Kerry, before I voted against him"

58,309,946 American Voters, Nov 2, 2004

[26lemoncharlie]

So that's where McCauliff has been getting his ears done.

[twhitak]

Will Kerry improve on his absence of 76% on the Intelligence committee?

Is he still on that committee? I looked on the senate website during the campaign and his name wasn't listed on this committee.

[GeekDejure]

Kerry will go home to Terayza and report for doody. Deep doody.
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Kerry has been seen removing manhole covers all over town. Then he squats down over the open holes and f@rts like crazy. Hence, Kerry is now a Sewerside Boomer !!! ;-))

[dennisw]

http://intelligence.senate.gov/members.htm

Senate Intelligence Committee does not now include John Kerry

[dennisw]

http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:2S-y-IBoOh4J:www.factcheck.org/article.aspx%40DocID%3D241.html+%22Senate+Intelligence+Committee%22++john+kerry&hl=en

[ravingnutter]

Maybe they recently discovered something about his lost security clearance in the Navy for anti-American activities that has not been made public? The SBVs opened up that can of worms...maybe there *is* something to it.

[dk/coro]

You bet !! I think it is hi-time the Nixon Discharge -- and the possible Carter re-tooling of Kerry's Service paperwork be thoroughly aired.

This mess will come out sooner or later. How about SOONER ??

My God, how I despise this man. As an old Navy guy, my disdain for Kerry is palpable!

[dk/coro]

You bet !! I think it is hi-time the Nixon Discharge -- and the possible Carter re-tooling of Kerry's Service paperwork be thoroughly aired.

This mess will come out sooner or later. How about SOONER ??

My God, how I despise this man. As an old Navy guy, my disdain for Kerry is palpable!