Posted on 11/04/2004 9:08:09 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets
I have no ideer if this is true or not, just wanted to be the first to say it.
This has been an emotional roller coaster for me.
Are you a female exit poller?
Sharp as an orange..
I want dancing in the streets just like they did after 911.
Hey. George Bush said: "God bless his soul" about Arafat, and He did! Voila!
Did he get his 72 virgins?
;-)
Last I saw he was in a coma and sends his best wishes to Bush. From a coma?
Good thing Couric has the black wardrobe out.
Regarding Arafat and many unconfirmed goats: Dead men tell of no tails.
Maybe we can start a thread saying arafat is still undead? After all, how could we really tell the difference given the photos we've seen of late?
someone post a picture of those two kerry chicks with the hairy armpits as examples of some of the virgins awaiting arafat ! hehe
Terayza sent him some gin soaked raisins before he croaked..
Actually, I like him alive. It may result in fewer children, both Palestian and Israeli, getting blown up. The next scumbag may be even worse than him. As long as he's in a comma his vile organization may not be able to take any new initiatives.
Yes. And they are all named Pee Wee Herman.
LOL.
He's pulling a Kerry: "I actually did die, before I was alive again."
The Dead Collector : Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body : Here's one.
The Dead Collector : That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector : What?
Large Man with Dead Body : Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector : 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body : Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I'm not.
The Dead Collector : He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body : Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body : No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector : Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body : Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector : I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body : Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector : I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body : Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector : I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body : Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector : Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body : You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't : I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body : Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector : Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body : Right.
Time for that Moet Champaign!
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