CBS, Arafat NOT Dead per hospital

[1Old Pro]

per cbs radio news

[Safetgiver]

Naw. He's pining for the fjords.

[Celtic Conservative]

Buckwheat Dead: America Mourns. Brought to you by Texxon: Life goes on, and Texxon is there. Because Buckwheat would have wanted it that way...

ROFLMAO!I remember that! one of the best SNL skits to skewer the MSM During the eighties. (after the almost comical coverage of Pres. Reagans shooting by the networks)

CC

[Real Cynic No More]

Were the exit polls wrong again?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

ARAFAT: "I WAS DEAD BEFORE I WSN'T DEAD"

[Celtic Conservative]

he's dead, he's not dead. Sound familiar?

A: What is Brezhnev/andropov/chernenko alex?

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[the invisib1e hand]

buzzz.

The correct answer is, who is John Kerry.

[dmartin]

Just resting.

[b4its2late]

[Sting 11]

"This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the re-election of Bush, it will soon see the death of Arafat."

[bigLusr]

I'm not so sure. Do they have a memo to prove it?

[hattend]

Has SeeBS called Florida for Bush/Cheney yet?

[Zenfree]

Do you suppose Israel will let him back in for burial?
They have said before that if he leaves the compound, they won't allow him back in...

Will he have to be buried somewhere in France?

[Grampa Dave]

It is obvious that the PAs haven't killed enough of the leaders to pick Arafat's replacement.

So they have asked their buddies the MSM to deny that Arafat is dead.

Hell, he died before he went to Paris. That whole thing was a rerun of "Weekend at Bernies!".

[b4its2late]

Yep. They must want time to plan the party funeral.

[Genoa]

It's too close to call. Exit polling continues.

[Grampa Dave]

Either they need to plan the rioting and burning of American and Israeli flags in the streets, or they don't have an offer from any Arab country to accept Arafat's body.

[Caipirabob]

Credit to "evilpundit/blog".

[1Old Pro]

Has SeeBS called Florida for Bush/Cheney yet?

I don't know, did FOX?

[kinsman redeemer]

Arafat's new press secretary just announced,

"The Leader was actually dead before he wasn't dead."

Mr. Kerry then announced his recent appointment to the PLO leader's staff. Although he had previously worked for the chairman, this is the first public acknowledgment of his long time association and support for the PLO.

[kinsman redeemer]

This morning the question was whether he was comatose or not. Now we are uncertain if he is at room temperature or not.

There's a simple test for this guy. Hold a microphone with a foot of his mouth. If he doesn't respond he's dead. If he struggles to respond then he's comatose.