[kinsman redeemer]

This morning the question was whether he was comatose or not. Now we are uncertain if he is at room temperature or not.

There's a simple test for this guy. Hold a microphone with a foot of his mouth. If he doesn't respond he's dead. If he struggles to respond then he's comatose.

[kinsman redeemer]

(no time to shop this up... but you can imagine it pretty easily)