Posted on 11/04/2004 8:53:01 AM PST by 1Old Pro
per cbs radio news
When he does die, one wonders if cbs will discover hidden documents showing the Bush Administration is responsible for the rag head's death?
I feel happy...I feel happy...
Arafat's not dead. He's just pining for the fiords.
Kerry instead got a call from Tsongas..
Damn, that was fast!
Doctor Frankenstein (Gene Wilder): "Would you mind telling me ... who's brain ... I did put in?"
Igor (Marty Feldman): "And you won't be angry?"
Doctor Frankenstein: "I will NOT .. be .. angry."
Igor: "Abby someone."
Doctor Frankenstein: "Abby someone. Abby who?"
Igor: "Abby ... Normal."
Doctor Frankenstein: "Abby NORMAL."
Igor: "I'm almost sure that was the name."
'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
When John Kerry found out there was a blonde widow with 3 billion dollars in Paris, John Kerry said; "send me".
CHIRAC: "Evidement, je suis desolee...."
("Obviously, I am devastated....")
SCHROEDER: "Sieg Heil!"
(The Euro-left's favorite Islamo-fascist is dead!)
LOL!
"I'm JOhn KERry and I'm..... reporting for poodle boy position."
ROFLMAO!!!!
Kerry has a new widow to target in the "target-rich environment" of the Euro-trash left..... Buh-bye, Teresa!
Was he dead before he wasn't?
Conflicting reports on Arafat's death
The Associated PressNovember 4, 2004, 12:08 PM EST
PARIS -- Luxembourg's prime minister told reporters Thursday that Yasser Arafat had died, but doctors treating the Palestinian leader near Paris said he was still alive.
The conflicting statements came after Arafat's condition sharply worsened and aides said he was in a coma.
Luxembourg Prime Minister Jean-Claude Juncker, arriving for a European summit in Brussels, Belgium, said Arafat had died.
"Mr. Arafat died 15 minutes ago," Juncker told reporters about 6 p.m., at almost the same time doctors were briefing reporters on Arafat's condition in Paris.
But Christian Estripeau, head of communications for French military health services, denied the report.
"Mr. Arafat is not dead," he said. "The clinical situation of the first few days following admission has become more complex."
Palestinian Prime Minister Ahmed Qureia said there had been no change in Arafat's condition.
Arafat's chief of staff, Ramzi Khoury, called an Associated Press reporter and told him: "I am standing next to the president's bed, he is in grave condition."
Arafat's personal physician, Dr. Ashraf Kurdi, told Israel TV's Channel Two that Arafat was still alive.
I guess they are goung to keep his belly going up and down until they get someone to run the jihad and pay his hospital bill.
Leni
You can be sure that kerry will be reporting a cellphone message from arafart today.
he's dead, he's not dead. Sound familiar?
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