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Things To Say To Democrats After Bush Wins
FreeRepublic ^ | 10/3/2004 | Various Freepers

Posted on 11/03/2004 10:00:22 PM PST by CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Note: A few weeks ago WeldGOPhardline started a thread called What do you say to a Democrat on Nov. 3 after Bush Wins? Below are a number of responses to his question, with some of my favorites near the top.

You rushed to nomination without a plan to win the election.

Don't blame me, I voted for Nader.

Since Bush was selected in 2000, shouldn't he be able to run again in 2008?

Hey, at least your guy won the debates, huh?

Dean would've won.

What brand of dog food will your parents eat when Bush destroys Social Security?

I hear now that Bush is back in we'll all get to own our own slave!

Halt! Your papers, please...

Well, what do you know? There weren't as many of y'all as you thought!

You must have voted for Buchanan again.

Ha ha ha! That's two we've stolen now!

Now we're going after Kerry's senate seat.

Someday you'll thank me for this.

Don't worry!! You'll be drafted soon!!!

[Use earnest sounding voice]: Gosh, do you think maybe I shouldn't have voted for Bush, after all? Maybe Kerry WAS the best choice.

I voted for Bush. You're welcome.

God has given us a reprieve.

We're just getting started.

You may not appreciate it, but your children will thank me.

Did you hear that all religious symbols are going to be replaced back from where they were taken down?

And did you hear that George W. Bush, like Kerry, is instituting a "litmus test" for all Supreme Court Justice Appointees? They have to be pro-life, and anti-homosexual; welfare will be a thing of the past, and all churches will be allowed to talk about politics and candidates to their hearts' content. And by the way. We're Here, We're Not queer. Get Used To It!!!

Hey, look at it this way...in "Outcome-Based Elections", coming in 2nd is really pretty good!

Well, not everyone can win all the time.

It's not the votes that counts, it's how you played the game.

There's always '08!

Want some champagne?

Were you one of those who voted for Kerry after you decided to vote against him?

Boy, you guys sure know how to pick a winner... Remind me never to listen to you at the race track. Seriously, what in blazes were you guys thinking with this botoxed dud? Oh yeah, he has three Purple Hearts, and the war vet always wins... And everyone loves a middle-aged candidate who snowboards and dresses like a teenager while doing it. And what a dynamic speaker!...

It's November 3rd, are you gonna vote today?

Don't jump!

Can I help pack your bags?

I hear France and Germany are looking for more leftist immigrants.

Air France flights 1192, 491, 288, 751, 216, now boarding...

Canada has universal health care.

Jeb in 2008!

You know, I think Kerry was just a few years ahead of his time. Seriously - You should nominate him again in 2008, and then you'll win for sure!

Yes, nominating Gore and then Kerry may both have been major mistakes. But you know how the old saying goes --- "Mistakes Are Oft Times the Stepping Stones to Failure".

Mission Accomplished!

Bumper Sticker: "Mission Accomplished: '04 President-Elect George W. Bush!"

Don't cry, at least you get to keep your guns and hunt for four more years!

Well, I guess irrational hate wasn't enough after all.

I think it's time to repeal the twenty-second amendment so that W can be elected four times - like FDR.

We're GLAD your MESSAGE got out THIS time!

Isn't Terry McCauliffe the classiest ... Wow, if they just would have run HIM for President"!

Well I'm so glad I voted absentee for Nader in (name narrowest Kerry-lost state). Sure, 2 percent isn't much, but you gotta start somewhere.

All Your Electoral Votes Are Belong To Us!

Hey, aren't you supposed to be in re-education camp?

Better luck next time!

Imagine what you could have done with a real candidate. Someone people actually like.

Strategery Works!

I just love Ralph Nader, don't you?

No, I'm all out of rope. How about some cyanide?

My court's bigger than your court.

I voted once. How many times did you?

Man, am I tired! Been voting all day. Twice downtown, then once at the courthouse, then over to the north end of town, then .....

Here's your mandate!

Now that W has been elected a second time, may I have your tax cut check? After all, you don't want it!

Just think, we won't have to listen to more media spin of "what Kerry was trying to say...." or "Kerry meant to say...."

Should have canvassed a few more cemeteries.

Cheaters never win!

Thumb and index finger shaped in a L.

Stay down, or we'll do it again.

Got crow?

Would you like your dish of crow with, or without, Heinz 57?

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: bushvictory; bushwins; democratwhining; dummiesinagony; losers
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To: risk

That's why they call em Rats .......they tend to scurry when a threat is perceived as they have disarmed themselves and can't stand and defend themselves like those who still take pride in responsibility and hard work.

Just my opinion of course....


I went around today at work singing......(to the tune of "Who Let the Dogs Out)

Whooos in the White House.....Bush.....Bush Bush Bush Bush !.......:o)


61 posted on 11/03/2004 11:11:20 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: calpolyslo_enkai

Ping. Enjoy.


62 posted on 11/03/2004 11:13:49 PM PST by Spyder
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

bttt!


63 posted on 11/03/2004 11:14:29 PM PST by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: A Balrog of Morgoth

Hey, maybe now Kerry will actually turn up for the damn job we've been paying him for these last 20 years...


64 posted on 11/03/2004 11:15:18 PM PST by Wil H
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

"Better put some ice on that".


65 posted on 11/03/2004 11:16:23 PM PST by JimRed (New tagline applications being accepted on this site...)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across
Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to
the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside
here." The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry"

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not
President and doesn't reside here." The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the
President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow


66 posted on 11/03/2004 11:16:52 PM PST by mlocher (america is a sovereign state)
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To: feinswinesuksass; AnnaZ
Man, am I tired! Been voting all day. Twice downtown, then once at the courthouse, then over to the north end of town, then .....

LOL

67 posted on 11/03/2004 11:24:09 PM PST by HangFire (Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.)
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To: Squantos
Canada: No free pass for expatriates

Darn.

68 posted on 11/03/2004 11:25:20 PM PST by risk
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To: risk
Any Satelllite pics yet of the mass exodus from Malibu and Hollyweird ??

Mikey Moore-on...?
Bab's Streisand ..?
The Boss ?
Janeane Garofalo ?
Cher ?
Rosie ?
69 posted on 11/03/2004 11:31:22 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

I hear you Dims came in first; SECOND PLACE IS FIRST LOSER!


70 posted on 11/03/2004 11:31:23 PM PST by broadsword (Weren't there a couple of giant Buddhist statues in Afghanistan? What happened to them?)
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To: mlocher

ASHCROFT /COULTER 2008


71 posted on 11/03/2004 11:33:18 PM PST by singletrack (".......................................")
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To: Squantos

Cho?

Lord Haw Haws and Tokyo Roses, every one.


72 posted on 11/03/2004 11:39:30 PM PST by risk
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To: advance_copy

wow, there's some really good lines to use here


73 posted on 11/03/2004 11:39:57 PM PST by FastCoyote
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To: FastCoyote

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!

BWWWAAAAAAAA....I'M USING THAT ONE TOMORROW!


74 posted on 11/03/2004 11:43:47 PM PST by KOZ. (Reducing liberalism from a threat to a mere nuisance. Just like prostitution.)
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To: All

Maybe Bush did miss his National Guard training.


75 posted on 11/03/2004 11:45:03 PM PST by dano1
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

Here is what I've been saying: So the Democrats need a new Senate minority leader, I hear John Kerry is available now.


76 posted on 11/03/2004 11:46:14 PM PST by Classicaliberalconservative
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

BTTT


77 posted on 11/03/2004 11:48:36 PM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC
OOOOOOOPPPPPS WE DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
78 posted on 11/03/2004 11:50:17 PM PST by fivekid ( Bud The Chud)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

"Just think of it as losing before you decided not to lose..."

"If you get the chance, thank Hollywood for encouraging so many people to vote!"

"Can I have your Lexus and house in Malibu when you leave?"

"Feeling depressed? Look on the bright side-now you're twice as Blue!"

"Have some cooked goose on me. Just think of it as having been shot by John Kerry."


79 posted on 11/03/2004 11:50:31 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel ("I see a great future ahead for America."-George W. Bush)
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To: CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC

bttt


80 posted on 11/03/2004 11:52:15 PM PST by nopardons
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