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To: itsnevertoolate

"What's the matter 'Sparky'? the world got you down"?
3 posted on
11/03/2004 5:53:48 PM PST by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: itsnevertoolate


"Will you still....you know, love me?"

"Of course you're not just another Dukakis....you're much taller."
5 posted on
11/03/2004 5:56:32 PM PST by
atomicpossum
(They pelted us with rocks and garbage.)
To: itsnevertoolate
Is this the final installment?
What is going on with JFK's hair?
When did it get the two-toned grey look? Did they do a dye job or did he only get the grecian formula worked into the front part of his hair?
To: itsnevertoolate
Ahhhh.... let the Heinz-Kerry divorce proceedings begin.
8 posted on
11/03/2004 5:58:16 PM PST by
wizardoz
(Au revoir, Jean Kerry!!)
To: itsnevertoolate

"Dude - you're getting a Dell!"
To: itsnevertoolate
Losers, lowlifes, skanks, harradans, liberal-demokkkRAT garbage. Blech!
11 posted on
11/03/2004 6:00:49 PM PST by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: itsnevertoolate

"I can't believe I was almost elected President. I would have had to the "hard work" and that scares the sh*t out of me
To: itsnevertoolate
From another thread. My Favorite

14 posted on
11/03/2004 6:03:17 PM PST by
Snerdley
(Pacifists are the parasites of freedom.)
To: itsnevertoolate
Wow, I am really going to miss 'ol Kerry. He is undoubtedly one of the all-time wortst candidates and therefore so much fun to ridicule.
Thank you for all the daily crack-ups. They brought a smile to my face no matter how bad a day I was having.
To: itsnevertoolate
...OK...I hear you...this thumb?
...OK...up Ted's what again?
16 posted on
11/03/2004 6:03:54 PM PST by
Doctor Raoul
(KERRY IS A POODLE: #1 He's French, #2 He's A Rich Woman's Pet, #3 He Won't Protect You)
To: itsnevertoolate

The long kiss goodbye...
18 posted on
11/03/2004 6:04:14 PM PST by
SquirrelKing
("I have to march because my mother couldn't have an abortion." - Maxine Waters (D-California)
To: itsnevertoolate
#4:
Edwards' chin quivers as Kerry says the words he feared the most:
'Maybe we can be just ... friends ...'
20 posted on
11/03/2004 6:05:39 PM PST by
Mike Fieschko
(It's not a coffin any more. It's a mountain of nails with a coffin at the bottom.)
To: itsnevertoolate
What are we gonna do w/o F'n to kick around?
Seriesly, this daily post is one of many things that make this site so fine. And I thank you for it.
24 posted on
11/03/2004 6:07:09 PM PST by
don-o
(Stop Freeploading. Do the right thing and become a Monthly Donor.)
To: itsnevertoolate
just to cleanse your palette...lol
25 posted on
11/03/2004 6:07:10 PM PST by
Zacs Mom
("The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons" ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson)
To: itsnevertoolate
Thanks for hosting the Crack-Ups, itsnevertoolate. I always looked forward to this these threads every evening. What's more fun than laughing and making others laugh on FR? Nothing, that's what! ^_^
To: itsnevertoolate
I can't wait until this Botox wears off so I can feel my face again!

To: itsnevertoolate
anybody have a copy/link of the GIRLIE LURCH PITCH at Fenway. It is a rare gem, difficult to find, much like the bunny-suit pics. I would love a KERRY CRACK-UPS GREATEST HITS...
To: itsnevertoolate
Great pictures. I just realized something, I don't hate Kerry, I don't even dislike him but I DETEST Edwards. He makes me sick. I hope he is out of politics for good & I never have to see him again.
31 posted on
11/03/2004 6:13:56 PM PST by
Ditter
To: itsnevertoolate

Edwards: Well, we gave it our best, John. Thanks for putting me on the ticket
Kerry: Yeah, right. Thanks for 'delivering' North Carolina. Loser.
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