Final Daily Kerry Crack-ups - November 3, 2004 (Photos)

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[itsnevertoolate]

Kerry concedes the election. The final Daily Kerry Crack-ups ends with four photos of the result of all the previous Kerry crack-ups.

Last day of Daily Kerry Crack-ups.

 

 

1Sen. John Kerry gives a thumbs up to the crowd as Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass. looks on after Kerry's concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

2Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry points to the crowd as he arrives to concede defeat in Boston following the national election, November 3, 2004. Democratic Sen. John Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Blake Sell

 

 

3Sen. John Edwards, D- N. Carolina, reaches for Sen. John Kerry, D- Mass., before the start of Kerry's concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

4Former Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (R) stands with running mate John Edwards at his concession speech in Faneuil Hall in Boston, Massachusetts.(AFP/Jeff Haynes)

 

 

5Sen. John Kerry, right, hugs his running mate Sen. John Edwards before beginning his concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

6Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., hugs his running mate Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C., before delivering his concession speech at Faneuil Hall in Boston Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

7Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C. and Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass gesture before their concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

8Democratic nominee John Kerry (R) acknowledges applause of the crowd as he is joined by his former running mate John Edwards, during his concession speech in Boston, November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped the healing process could now begin after a bitter presidential election campaign. In an emotional concession speech in his hometown of Boston, Kerry said he had spoken to Bush and his wife, Laura, and offered his congratulations on their victory. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

9Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry salutes the crowd as he arrives to concede defeat, in Boston November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

10Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry salutes the crowd as he arrives to concede defeat in Boston November 3, 2004. Democratic Sen. John Kerry conceded defeat to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. Photo by Jim Bourg/Reuters

 

 

11Democratic presidential nominee concedes defeat as he speaks to the media in Boston, November 3 2004. Democratic Sen. John Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Blake

 

 

12Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., pauses just prior to delivering his concession speech at Faneiul Hall in Boston Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

13Former Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry addresses supporters during his concession speech in Faneuil Hall in Boston, Massachusetts. Kerry said America must begin "healing" dangerous divisions, after conceding defeat in the US election to President George W. Bush.(AFP/Jeff Haynes)

 

 

14Democratic nominee John Kerry delivers his concession speech at a news conference in Boston, November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded to U.S. President George W. Bush in the 2004 presidential election. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

15Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass. delivers his concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/ Amy Sancetta)

 

 

16Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry pauses during his concession speech at a news conference in Boston, November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

17Democratic nominee John Kerry concedes the U.S. presidential election to incumbent President George W. Bush in Boston, Massachusetts November 3, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

18Sen. John Kerry gestures to supporters at the conclusion of his concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

19Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry gestures after speaking to the media in Boston following his defeat in the election to President George W. Bush, in Boston Nov 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat to George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Blake Sell

 

 

20From left, Sen. John Kerry, his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry, Sen. John Edwards and his wife Elizabeth acknowledge the crowd's applause after their concession speeches in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

21Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., waves to supporters with his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry at his side after delivering his concession speech at Faneuil Hall in Boston Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

22Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., embraces his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry after delivering his concession speech at Fanieul Hall in Boston Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

23Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry leaves the stage with his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry after conceding defeat to President George W. Bush in Boston's historic Faneuil Hall, November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Jim Bourg

 

 

24Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry gives a thumbs up as he is driven home after conceding the U.S. presidential election to incumbent President George W. Bush in Boston, Massachusetts November 3, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

25Standing at his desk in the Oval Office, President George W. Bush receives a phone call from Democratic nominee John Kerry, in which the Senator conceded defeat in the 2004 presidential election on November 3, 2004. Kerry's concession squashed prospects of a lengthy legal challenge and endless ballot counting in Ohio, where the election had been too close to call and delayed the final outcome for hours. (Eric Draper/The White House via Reuters )

 

 

26Democratic Sen. John Kerry conceded the White House race to President George W. Bush in a phone call on Wednesday, ending uncertainty about ballot counting in Ohio and cementing Bush's re-election to a second four-year term. Bush speaks with a citizen in Columbus, Ohio on election day November 2, 2004. REUTERS/Jason Reed

 

 

27U.S. President George W. Bush stands with his wife, first lady Laura (R) and their daughters Jenna (L) and Barbara after giving his victory speech to supporters, in Washington, November 3, 2004. Bush gave his victory speech after winning re-election, telling Democratic nominee John Kerry in a phone call that he was an 'admirable, worthy opponent' who should be proud of the presidential campaign he ran. Photo by Gary Hershorn/Reuters

 

 

28President Bush and first lady Laura Bush wave to supporters after claiming victory over Sen. John Kerry in the election at the Ronald Reagan Building in Washington, DC on Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

[Doctor Raoul]

George Soros, you wild man you...
Luv ya man, don't ever change.

[irishtenor]

She looks like she really packed on a few pounds.

[Major_Risktaker]

BIG MOMMA T's

I'll bet the John's can't
wait to get these ladies back home.

[don-o]

What are we gonna do w/o F'n to kick around?

Seriesly, this daily post is one of many things that make this site so fine. And I thank you for it.

[Zacs Mom]

just to cleanse your palette...lol

[4mycountry]

Thanks for hosting the Crack-Ups, itsnevertoolate. I always looked forward to this these threads every evening. What's more fun than laughing and making others laugh on FR? Nothing, that's what! ^_^

[mylife]

"Oh Woe is me! I cant believe I've spent my entire life working toward this moment and I've blown it! I am such a loser assclown! Oh Woe is me!"

[PajamaTruthMafia]

I can't wait until this Botox wears off so I can feel my face again!

[mylife]

It's all those gin soaked raisins! L0L

[steve dubya]

anybody have a copy/link of the GIRLIE LURCH PITCH at Fenway. It is a rare gem, difficult to find, much like the bunny-suit pics. I would love a KERRY CRACK-UPS GREATEST HITS...

[Ditter]

Great pictures. I just realized something, I don't hate Kerry, I don't even dislike him but I DETEST Edwards. He makes me sick. I hope he is out of politics for good & I never have to see him again.

[Roscoe Karns]

Edwards: Well, we gave it our best, John. Thanks for putting me on the ticket
Kerry: Yeah, right. Thanks for 'delivering' North Carolina. Loser.

[so_real]

"Dude - you're getting a Dell!"

Ow! Ow! Ow! I just spit my coffee all over my keyboard. Thanks for the laugh. Now I've got some cleaning up to do.

[visualops]

Edwards is so freeking GAY! gawd.

[BlindGuardian]

[Tensgrrl]

Heinz-Kerry looks bloated! Kind of like my boozer uncle.

[WideGlide]

"Hmm. Nice rack, sassy mouth, AND a billion dollar portfolio. Theresa, why don't you dump that loser and take a ride out to Martha's Vineyard with me?"

[itsnevertoolate]

This is it.

Free at last! Free at last! Free from Kerry! We're free at last!

[MindBender26]

#1. "Yeah, i got a dose of reality from Bush, Ted. he shoved the reality about this far up my arse and then broke it off.

#4. Losers have a good cry.

#11. Senator Kerry fails miserably when asked by the Highway Patrolman to place the fingertip on the tip of his nose.

#20. The Goodyear Airship "Pilgrim" is closely followed by the Goodyear Airship "America,' as they are both escorted by two losers.

[CyberAnt]

Now that the election is over, I want to comment about John Kerry. One of the things I've learned as a Christian is that people who have a very close relationship to GOD, do have an appearance which is unmistakable.

The next time you see the President on TV - look at his eyes .. they sparkle in the light.

However, whenever I would see John Kerry on TV - his eyes are dark - very dark.

This is a spiritual thing so some of you will not agree with me .. that's okay. I've seen sparkling eyes on lots of people - and I've seen dark eyes on lots of other people.

To me .. this sparkle represents the light of GOD - and it only happens with those who have given their heart to Jesus. Going to Mass .. performing rituals .. won't cause people to have a sparkle in their eyes. But don't anybody try to tell me that Catholics don't have that sparkle in their eyes .. SOME of them do; and I've personally known some of them who do. The condition is not based on what church you go to .. it's based on WHO you have a relationship with.

But .. I've said all that to say that this is the main reason why I could never vote for John Kerry. I knew he had never given his HEART to Jesus.