Final Daily Kerry Crack-ups - November 3, 2004 (Photos)

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[itsnevertoolate]

Kerry concedes the election. The final Daily Kerry Crack-ups ends with four photos of the result of all the previous Kerry crack-ups.

Last day of Daily Kerry Crack-ups.

 

 

1Sen. John Kerry gives a thumbs up to the crowd as Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass. looks on after Kerry's concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

2Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry points to the crowd as he arrives to concede defeat in Boston following the national election, November 3, 2004. Democratic Sen. John Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Blake Sell

 

 

3Sen. John Edwards, D- N. Carolina, reaches for Sen. John Kerry, D- Mass., before the start of Kerry's concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

4Former Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry (R) stands with running mate John Edwards at his concession speech in Faneuil Hall in Boston, Massachusetts.(AFP/Jeff Haynes)

 

 

5Sen. John Kerry, right, hugs his running mate Sen. John Edwards before beginning his concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

6Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., hugs his running mate Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C., before delivering his concession speech at Faneuil Hall in Boston Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

7Sen. John Edwards, D-N.C. and Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass gesture before their concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

8Democratic nominee John Kerry (R) acknowledges applause of the crowd as he is joined by his former running mate John Edwards, during his concession speech in Boston, November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped the healing process could now begin after a bitter presidential election campaign. In an emotional concession speech in his hometown of Boston, Kerry said he had spoken to Bush and his wife, Laura, and offered his congratulations on their victory. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

9Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry salutes the crowd as he arrives to concede defeat, in Boston November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

10Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry salutes the crowd as he arrives to concede defeat in Boston November 3, 2004. Democratic Sen. John Kerry conceded defeat to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. Photo by Jim Bourg/Reuters

 

 

11Democratic presidential nominee concedes defeat as he speaks to the media in Boston, November 3 2004. Democratic Sen. John Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Blake

 

 

12Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., pauses just prior to delivering his concession speech at Faneiul Hall in Boston Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

13Former Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry addresses supporters during his concession speech in Faneuil Hall in Boston, Massachusetts. Kerry said America must begin "healing" dangerous divisions, after conceding defeat in the US election to President George W. Bush.(AFP/Jeff Haynes)

 

 

14Democratic nominee John Kerry delivers his concession speech at a news conference in Boston, November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded to U.S. President George W. Bush in the 2004 presidential election. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

15Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass. delivers his concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/ Amy Sancetta)

 

 

16Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry pauses during his concession speech at a news conference in Boston, November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Jim Young

 

 

17Democratic nominee John Kerry concedes the U.S. presidential election to incumbent President George W. Bush in Boston, Massachusetts November 3, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

18Sen. John Kerry gestures to supporters at the conclusion of his concession speech in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

19Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry gestures after speaking to the media in Boston following his defeat in the election to President George W. Bush, in Boston Nov 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat to George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Blake Sell

 

 

20From left, Sen. John Kerry, his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry, Sen. John Edwards and his wife Elizabeth acknowledge the crowd's applause after their concession speeches in Boston's Faneuil Hall, Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Amy Sancetta)

 

 

21Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., waves to supporters with his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry at his side after delivering his concession speech at Faneuil Hall in Boston Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

22Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., embraces his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry after delivering his concession speech at Fanieul Hall in Boston Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

 

 

23Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry leaves the stage with his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry after conceding defeat to President George W. Bush in Boston's historic Faneuil Hall, November 3, 2004. Kerry conceded defeat on Wednesday to President George W. Bush and said he hoped America could begin a healing process after a bitter presidential election campaign. REUTERS/Jim Bourg

 

 

24Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry gives a thumbs up as he is driven home after conceding the U.S. presidential election to incumbent President George W. Bush in Boston, Massachusetts November 3, 2004. REUTERS/Brian Snyder

 

 

25Standing at his desk in the Oval Office, President George W. Bush receives a phone call from Democratic nominee John Kerry, in which the Senator conceded defeat in the 2004 presidential election on November 3, 2004. Kerry's concession squashed prospects of a lengthy legal challenge and endless ballot counting in Ohio, where the election had been too close to call and delayed the final outcome for hours. (Eric Draper/The White House via Reuters )

 

 

26Democratic Sen. John Kerry conceded the White House race to President George W. Bush in a phone call on Wednesday, ending uncertainty about ballot counting in Ohio and cementing Bush's re-election to a second four-year term. Bush speaks with a citizen in Columbus, Ohio on election day November 2, 2004. REUTERS/Jason Reed

 

 

27U.S. President George W. Bush stands with his wife, first lady Laura (R) and their daughters Jenna (L) and Barbara after giving his victory speech to supporters, in Washington, November 3, 2004. Bush gave his victory speech after winning re-election, telling Democratic nominee John Kerry in a phone call that he was an 'admirable, worthy opponent' who should be proud of the presidential campaign he ran. Photo by Gary Hershorn/Reuters

 

 

28President Bush and first lady Laura Bush wave to supporters after claiming victory over Sen. John Kerry in the election at the Ronald Reagan Building in Washington, DC on Wednesday, Nov. 3, 2004. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping!

[mylife]

"What's the matter 'Sparky'? the world got you down"?

[mylife]

"I Love ya man..."

"I know buddy, I love you too..its just soo hard"

[atomicpossum]

"Will you still....you know, love me?"

"Of course you're not just another Dukakis....you're much taller."

[jennyjenny]

The Kerry/Edwards pics are hilarious!

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Is this the final installment?


What is going on with JFK's hair?

When did it get the two-toned grey look? Did they do a dye job or did he only get the grecian formula worked into the front part of his hair?

[wizardoz]

Ahhhh.... let the Heinz-Kerry divorce proceedings begin.

[mylife]

Hey Effin, theres a little bile drooling off your lip!

[Senator Pardek]

"Dude - you're getting a Dell!"

[7.62 x 51mm]

Losers, lowlifes, skanks, harradans, liberal-demokkkRAT garbage. Blech!

[elizabetty]

"I can't believe I was almost elected President. I would have had to the "hard work" and that scares the sh*t out of me

[mylife]

"You are such a loser! I cant believe you embarresed me this way! You Loser! Im cutting off your allowance you loser!"

'yes dearest....'

[Snerdley]

From another thread. My Favorite

[steve dubya]

Wow, I am really going to miss 'ol Kerry. He is undoubtedly one of the all-time wortst candidates and therefore so much fun to ridicule.

Thank you for all the daily crack-ups. They brought a smile to my face no matter how bad a day I was having.

[Doctor Raoul]

...OK...I hear you...this thumb?
...OK...up Ted's what again?

[spokeshave]

What is going on with JFK's hair? When did it get the two-toned grey look? Did they do a dye job or did he only get the grecian formula worked into the front part of his hair?

Looks like he's morphing into Grey-out Davis/........yuck

Without the charisma

[SquirrelKing]

The long kiss goodbye...

[KMC1]

LOL

[Mike Fieschko]

#4:

Edwards' chin quivers as Kerry says the words he feared the most:

'Maybe we can be just ... friends ...'