Hmmmmm, lets think about that for a while. Thinking, thinking. OK. 
Posted on 11/03/2004 4:50:45 PM PST by PureSolace
Lyrics to THE SHOW
D = Doug E Fresh
R = MC Ricky D (aka Slick Rick)
B = Both
G = Get Fresh Crew
Intro
Ladies and Gentleman...the most exciting stage show you've ever
witnessed...appearing live...Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.
Verse 1
R: Excuse me Doug E Fresh...
D: Yes!
R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
with one minute rhymes that don't come out right
They bite
D: They never write
R: That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
D: No, you're quite right
R: Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear
B: We swear, the best darn rappers of the year
R: So!
D: So!
R: Cheerio!
D: Yell...
R: Scream...
B: Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show
Verse 2
R: A-yo, Doug
D: What?
R: Put ya Bally's on
D: Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn
R: Why?
D: Because these shoes always hurt my corns
R: Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh, you're on
Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on
D: Here we go...
G: Here we go...
D: Come on...
G: Come on...
D: A-here we go...
G: Here we go...
D: Come on...
G: Come on...
D: Yo! Where's Will and Barr?
R: Well I don't know, they're late
Told em them the time...oh, I forgot the date
D: Man you did it again, oh no!
G: No, here we go, come on
Here we go, come on
Here we go, did we miss the show?
D: Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't
R: Word
D: Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't
R: W-w-w-Word
D: No we didn't
R: Well don't get us wrong
'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E,
'Scuse me Doug E Fresh, you're on
Uh uh on...
Verse 3
D: Well it started up on 8th Avenue
When I made up the name called the...
G: Get Fresh Crew!
D: It was me, my two DJ's Chill Will and Barry B
and my right hand man Ricky D
I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things
And for example, here's a telephone ring...
R: Hello? Is Doug E Fresh in?
D: No, he's not in right now
D: But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now ya gotta be (fresh)
To rock with (fresh)
And I'm D.O.U.G.I.E (fresh)
And I'm known for the... [fx: Doug E style beatbox]
Not for the... [fx: Fat Boys style beatbox]
The human beatbox or the entertainer
No other title could fit me plainer
In a passing generation I am a remainer
And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer
Cashin' checks, make sound FX
And after I finish rockin' Slick Rick is on next
R: Ya know it
D: Slick Rick...
R: Well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be heard
Doug, I was goin' Downtown
D: Word Rick?
R: Word
D: Sure
R: All alone, no-one to be with
Stepped on the D-train at 205th
I saw a pretty girl
D: So?
R: So I sat beside her
Then she went [fx: roar] like she was Tony the Tiger
I said, oh no, there's been a mistake
Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes
D: Oh, golly wally
R: She was raisin' hell
She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle
Michelle, ma belle
Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble
Tres bien ensemble
Bust a move, we show and prove
A-yo Doug, do that record Jam on the Groove
Outro
D: As you can see, most definitely
We are (fresh)
Chill Will (fresh)
Barry B is (fresh)
Ricky D is (fresh)
And I am, the Original Human Beatbox
The Entertainer, Doug E.... (Fresh
Even yesterday, during the election, a scam was promoted to the American people in the form of deliberately false exit poll information in an effort to dampen Republican turnout.
We had nothing to counter any of this except the truth, and not many ways to get it out to the public.
WE WON IN SPITE OF THIS. A little gloating is definitely in order.
Thanks for the laughs PS......
"HELLO, WELCOME TO THE PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE......"
"If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly."
"If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2."
"If you have multiple personalities, please press
3,4,5 and 6."
"If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call."
"If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press."
"If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press! No one will answer!"
"If you are suicidal, call someone who cares!"
DUmb and DUmber.
Hmmmmm, lets think about that for a while. Thinking, thinking. OK.
How true. I do not have the same contempt for my 84 year old Mother who is a democrat as I do for the DU types.
Really this is the first item I've every seen on DU that wasn't sprinkled with the "F" word...there really must be a meltdown there, the mood akin the the Hitler bunker in the last days of the Third Reich. I tried my old password and apparently I'm still banned...it is still possible though to get into their "hate" mailbag...
Hot dog.
or if you see reality but don't like it, you can always blame your neighbor, so welcome to the FINGER POINTERS CLUB.....where you can blame EVERYONE ELSE for your lot in life.
Isn't it amazing the difference between THEM and US, never the twain shall meet!!!
I read some of the idiots pre election posts. They were so deluded that some even suggested that Kerry had a chance to take Texas.
I really enjoy being a columnist, a fifth columnist!
YES!!!
I love that song! Thanks!
If you are from DU, press nothing. Wait for a government representative to come by and tell you what to do.
It's the great divide that exists within the Democrat party.
On one side, the dependent bigoted people who have their feelings run their lives.
On the other side, their violent, non tolerant bigoted people who rage, and possibly break things or hurt people.
Kinda like the co-dependents!!!
AAAAAGGHHHH!!!
That movie gave me nightmares.
When I was thirty.
I'll bet that was Bush's fault too!
EEEEEYYAAAAGGGHHH!!!
(snicker)
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