Liberals are circulating these new U.S. maps around the 'net.

Various Websites | 11/03/04 | Depressed Liberals

[Betis70]

New England becomes New Quebec?

[TXBubba]

Actually that star formally known as Austin, could be renamed Jesusland. .

No, Austin should become Freeperland or Freeper City.

[inpajamas]

Hmmm, not bad,

We'll take it!

[jamaly]

I vote for Jesusland!!!! Wooo Hoooo! I love it!

[sitetest]

When I cross one of the Potomac River bridges between Maryland and Virginia, I always joke about needing my passport, because it's like being in a different country. I guess I really would need a passport under these circumstances. ;-)

Oh well, let the juveniles weep and wail for a while. They need to get it out of their systems.

[BoBToMatoE]

U.S.T. sounds better. Jesus Land could just be the chain of giant theme parks we build inside it.

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Well said. Goes to show exactly how antiamerican and UNTOLERANT some of these people are.

[Johnny Crab]

From a Texas resident:

If this were true, we could raise the export price of natural gas/heating oil/gasoline to THEM and lower it locally(better for businesses) as well as the other energy resources that get sucked out of parts around here and piped to the "new amerika" area.

Either name is acceptable.

[nina0113]

please don't send us your liberal morons

Can we send them to Quebec? Who'd notice?

[Taxbilly]

We used to have such an army. G-g-g-grandfather HR was one of the first...

No need for an Army with Canada on the north, NE on the easy, and Hollywood on the west. Lead by a war hero swiftboat driver.< /sar>

[FredZarguna]

Does this mean I need a passport to walk to school now?

You might be able to get into their "guest worker program" (they're going to need them.)

[Arizona Carolyn]

Someone should email the maps to the talk show hosts (Sean, Rush, Hugh, etc.)

[CAluvdubya]

I have an announcement...... I hereby declare San Diego to secede from Calif. Please refer to my home as San Diego, Ohio. I wanna live in a red state!

[Darkwolf377]

Hey Libs, why don't you just name your new country "USSR", the Russians ain't using it anymore.

[BushCountry]

A much better map. `;^)

[weegee]

Canunkistan. Our Islamic neighbor to the north.

[Tom602]

"Actually that star formally known as Austin, could be renamed Jesusland. ."

Sounds GREAT!!

We could ad a huge park in the center of Jesusland and call it the Garden of Eden!

[calenel]

Sure, why not?

[stevio]

Either or, they're both good.

[Mike Fieschko]

Dear liberal pukes:

We farm, you eat.

... and drill.

[Kenny500c]

They give Iowa to Bush!!