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ESPN: Kerry Will Come Through (By Hunter S. Thompson)
ESPN ^ | Nov 2, 2004 | By Hunter S. Thompson

Posted on 11/02/2004 12:57:31 PM PST by weegee

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George McGovern called Saturday night from New Orleans and said he was ready to rumble.

"This is it, Hunter. This is the day we've been waiting for all our lives," he cackled. "Nixon was nothing compared to these bastards. This is the most important election of my lifetime, including my own race."What do you think is going to happen on Tuesday?"

"I think Kerry will win," I answered.

"Yes, I think so, too. He is about the greatest thing since God created you and me," he laughed.

His voice became serious then, and he said, "I think he is a good guy."

"Yes, I think he will be a good president," I said.

"So do I," he answered.

"By the way," I said, "Tell Eleanor that I still have a crush on her."

"That's good. I'll tell her that on Sunday, which is our 61st wedding anniversary. We got married on Halloween."

I could tell he was smiling over the phone.

"Eleanor is still trying to figure out if it was a trick or a treat," he said.

*****

It is now Tuesday, and John Kerry is looking good today, while George Bush is looking a little desperate. His eyes are wild and his voice is shrill and he is acting more and more like a doomed animal on its way to the meat-grinder. Young George is about to lose his first election.

JFK will win this one decisively enough to make any recounts or challenges irrelevant. If Kerry wins New Hampshire and Pennsylvania and Florida, for instance, this election will be over before it really gets started.

Kerry will win big today. I guarantee it. The evil Bush family of central Texas is about to suffer another humiliating failure on another disastrous election day.

And I knew it Sunday after returning from Los Angeles, where I had been campaigning for Kerry, my friend. Football and politics were never so fatally linked as they were when the Washington Redskins lost to the Green Bay Packers that day. It was all over after that.

The sun has come up over the Rockies and the time has come to drive into town and vote aggressively for my man, who will win this election handily. And the Democrats will regain control of both houses of Congress. That is all I know right now, and all I need to know.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. We will march on a road of bones.

Mahalo.

--- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson was born and raised in Louisville, Ky. His books include "Hell's Angels," "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," "Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail '72," "The Great Shark Hunt," "The Curse of Lono," "Generation of Swine," "Songs of the Doomed," "Screwjack," "Better Than Sex," "The Proud Highway," "The Rum Diary," and "Fear and Loathing in America." His latest book, "Kingdom of Fear," has just been released. A regular contributor to various national and international publications, Thompson now lives in a fortified compound near Aspen, Colo. His column, "Hey, Rube," appears regularly on Page 2.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: boycottdisney; bushhasser; dnctalkinpoints; doublestandard; drugaddledhasbeen; drugs; fraudandloopy; huntersthompson; idiotorial; kerrycampaign; sports
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To: weegee

"Yes, I think so, too. He is about the greatest thing since God created you and me," he laughed
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Dear Hunter,

Since Kerry is nothing but pond slime, then that must make you...what?...an amoeba? Bacteria?

God has made everything on earth greater than that wretched excuse for a man.


21 posted on 11/02/2004 1:06:14 PM PST by King David (Kerry can't take a punch, and W is swinging)
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To: weegee
Archival Ping.

(Hopefully we can all gloat and send Mr. Thompson a crow-filled email tomorrow.)

22 posted on 11/02/2004 1:06:44 PM PST by JOAT
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To: weegee

Please reassure me that the God that created McGovern and Kerry didn' create me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


23 posted on 11/02/2004 1:06:52 PM PST by finallyatexan
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To: weegee

I just really miss enjoying Hunter's ranting...Now I think he is just a freak.. instead of a funny freak.


24 posted on 11/02/2004 1:06:57 PM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (God bless the Swift Boat Vets!)
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To: weegee

This guy is nuts, and never left the 70's. I can't believe ESPN would print anything attached to him. We have enough lunatics already. Where are the voices of reason?


25 posted on 11/02/2004 1:07:00 PM PST by revealerls
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To: JacksonCalhoun

Well, ESPN should stick to sports and leave politics to the professionals.


26 posted on 11/02/2004 1:08:37 PM PST by 12 Gauge Mossberg (I Approved This Posting - Paid For By Mossberg, Inc.)
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To: MountainPete

I spent the better part of last week watching ESPN. It is amazing how liberal the network is. That nonsense about how if the Pack wins Kerry wins as if there is any correlation. The nonsense about the Red Sox and Kerry (who can't name a single player) was hard to take.


27 posted on 11/02/2004 1:08:45 PM PST by bigeasy_70118
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To: weegee

Are we really supposed to take an election prediction from ESPN? The sports network?

That's about as useful as sending Kermit the Frog to do a Frog on the Street interview with Big Bird to get his prediction.


28 posted on 11/02/2004 1:10:31 PM PST by Calvarys_Soldier ("Election Day is my Christmas...and I have a feeling I'm getting that gift I wanted...")
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To: weegee
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29 posted on 11/02/2004 1:10:35 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen (#40)
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To: weegee

Some sports talking head is calling presidential races now? Be serious.


30 posted on 11/02/2004 1:10:49 PM PST by HamiltonJay ("You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.")
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To: weegee

Damn, I got loaded just reading his books...


31 posted on 11/02/2004 1:11:27 PM PST by Edgerunner (The left ain't right. Hand me that launch pickle...)
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To: weegee
We will march on a road of bones.

The rhetoric from the left roughly matches their vacant charges against the rhetoric of the right.

32 posted on 11/02/2004 1:12:03 PM PST by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservatives)
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To: weegee

I am ashamed to admit I bought this loser's books many moons ago...when I was clueless. Wish I could get my money back.


33 posted on 11/02/2004 1:12:46 PM PST by floozy22
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To: weegee
Thompson is an addle-brained crank.
See quotes below.

5/17/04: Lileks on Hunter Thompson [The guns fall silent, because we're reloading]

"The U.S. Treasury is empty, we are losing that stupid, fraudulent chickencrap War in Iraq, and every country in the world except a handful of Corrupt Brits despises us. We are losers, and that is the one unforgiveable sin in America.

Beyond that, we have lost the respect of the world and lost two disastrous wars in three years. Afghanistan is lost, Iraq is a permanent war Zone, our national Economy is crashing all around us, the Pentagon's "war strategy" has failed miserably, nobody has any money to spend, and our once-mighty U.S. America is paralyzed by Mutinies in Iraq and even Fort Bragg.

The American nation is in the worst condition I can remember in my lifetime, and our prospects for the immediate future are even worse. I am surprised and embarrassed to be a part of the first American generation to leave the country in far worse shape than it was when we first came into it. Our highway system is crumbling, our police are dishonest, our children are poor, our vaunted Social Security, once the envy of the world, has been looted and neglected and destroyed by the same gang of ignorant greed-crazed bastards who brought us Vietnam, Afghanistan, the disastrous Gaza Strip and ignominious defeat all over the world.

The Stock Market will never come back, our Armies will never again be No. 1, and our children will drink filthy water for the rest of our lives.

The Bush family must be very proud of themselves today, but I am not. Big Darkness, soon come. Take my word for it."


34 posted on 11/02/2004 1:13:00 PM PST by Constitution Day
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To: sheik yerbouty
He is addicted to Adrenachrome; not a good thing!

.."But the part that scared me was the ether."

35 posted on 11/02/2004 1:13:22 PM PST by Gorzaloon (Thereza-Heinz-DiazDeBovar-Greenberg-Wang-"O"'Kerry: PROOF that even the Rich can marry a failure.)
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To: weegee

---The sun has come up over the Rockies and the time has come to drive into town and vote aggressively for my man, who will win this election handily. And the Democrats will regain control of both houses of Congress. That is all I know right now, and all I need to know.---

You're an idiot babe, it's a wonder that you still know how to breath...

BD


36 posted on 11/02/2004 1:13:59 PM PST by claudiustg (Go Sharon! Go Bush!)
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To: bigeasy_70118
The "brains" who compare all sorts of circumstantial events to elections are full of $#%@!

We USED to hear about the ZERO factor in elections. A president who won in this ominous year would NOT LIVE OUT HIS FIRST TERM.

Ronald Reagan passed that mark and low and behold so has George W. Bush.

The "Curse of the Bambino" is relegated to the graveyard of odd statistics as well.
37 posted on 11/02/2004 1:15:09 PM PST by weegee (4 out of 3 Democrats will vote for Kerry this election.)
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To: weegee
"Nixon was nothing compared to these bastards"

He's right. Nixon only presided over one break in. . .the Dems have broken in to multiple Republican party offices.

Those bastards.

38 posted on 11/02/2004 1:16:11 PM PST by MEGoody (Flush the Johns - vote Bush/Cheney 04)
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To: trentk
...Hunter locked himself in the trunk of his car...

How did he get out? The law requiring trunk releases wasn't in force then.

39 posted on 11/02/2004 1:16:12 PM PST by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: Doctor Stochastic

Perhaps it was a station wagon or a jeep.


40 posted on 11/02/2004 1:16:40 PM PST by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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