Posted on 11/01/2004 6:24:28 PM PST by jeffo
This may be a "sign" of my frustration at the news media, but it has gotten more than a couple thumbs up as I proudly display it in my car window.
Excellent! Wish I had some of these a few weeks ago.... LOL!
LMAO!
Love it.
You guys are such a breath of fresh air...
| A FRENCH START FOR AMERICA Kerry / Edwards |
That's what I was thinking, and the slogan should be "A Stronger France" . . .
Moose Dung strikes again!
More humor, while we're at it...
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first pack and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former U.S President, a Senator from New York, and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die." She took the second pack and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, John Kerry, said, "I am not going to jump. Or at least I don't think I will jump. I am Americas smartest man, a former altar boy, a Yale graduate, Vietnam vet and the next U.S. President. America needs my leadership." He then pondered the situation for a minute, grabbed the pack next to him, and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl,I have lived a full life, and I served my country well. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest man took my school bag."
A Frenchier America!
Freeped
Garamond Font seems to be pretty close.
ping to #29
Of course, this pic was taken parked in front of the local county sKerry HQ. :-)
Use as you see fit!
Thank you for an excellent laugh.
Kerry and bin Laden... No brains, but 2 a$$es.
Hate to display ignorance, but what is "LGF"?
LGF stands for a blog site, Little Green Footballs
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