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Kerry to Win in a Landslide (Troll Buried in Zotslide)
The late and unlamented tuckahoe, as told to Reddy Kilozot.

Posted on 11/01/2004 7:17:07 AM PST by tuckahoe

At least 15 million more voters are expected in the 2004 Presidential election over 2000.

These voters are expected to break 2:1 for Kerry.

The result will be 53% Kerry, 45% Bush, 2% Nader & other.

Expected Electoral vote will be Kerry 320, Bush 218.


TOPICS: Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: adiosdorko; bush; dork; du; eatingcrow; election; hastalavistababy; kerry; lobotomizedrat; skerryzot; troll; tuckahoegottago; wishfulthinking; zit; zot; zotsforkerry; zotsforlurch
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To: airborne

LOL!


101 posted on 11/01/2004 7:31:08 AM PST by Rebelbase (Indiscriminate reprisals strengthen the terrorists. Targeted ones weaken them. Aim is everything.)
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To: tuckahoe

After tomorrow tuckahoe, a trackhoe will be needed to excavate this landslide..


102 posted on 11/01/2004 7:31:30 AM PST by JB Colt
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To: tuckahoe

103 posted on 11/01/2004 7:31:41 AM PST by ChadGore (Vote Bush. He's Earned It.)
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To: oblomov

Good use of the Zotkiller.....

But you forgot to turn up the power (you have the setting on low)

;-)


104 posted on 11/01/2004 7:31:58 AM PST by fastattacksailor (Friends don't let friends vote sKerry!)
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To: oblomov

Good use of the Zotkiller.....

But you forgot to turn up the power (you have the setting on low)

;-)


105 posted on 11/01/2004 7:32:00 AM PST by fastattacksailor (Friends don't let friends vote sKerry!)
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To: tuckahoe

Hahahahahahaha.... self delusion is one of Humanities greatest powers..... the only landslide that is even possible tommorrow that will involve Kerry is the one he is buried by.


106 posted on 11/01/2004 7:32:05 AM PST by HamiltonJay ("You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.")
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To: tuckahoe

You never fooled me.


107 posted on 11/01/2004 7:32:59 AM PST by SaveTheChief ("It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech." - Senator Zell Miller)
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To: TheForceOfOne
Hey, tuckahoe! I''m detecting Kerry Kligons around Uranus!


108 posted on 11/01/2004 7:33:54 AM PST by airborne (God answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is ,"No".)
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To: tuckahoe

Take a ho tuckahoe. You can tell by the smell that you like what they sell.


109 posted on 11/01/2004 7:34:04 AM PST by granite (IT IS UP TO US NOW.)
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To: tuckahoe; Petronski; Josh in PA; arasina; dighton; martin_fierro
Not pretty at all.

Methinks that Tuck has such information because maybe he has been busy helping illegals and dead dems and other mythical people get their democratic absentee ballots in order and mailed in on time. Particularly those in OH, PA, FLA, etc... He would be wise to keep his mouth shut.

110 posted on 11/01/2004 7:34:29 AM PST by fortunecookie (My grandparents didn't flee communism so that I could live in Kerry's Kommune.)
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To: tuckahoe

Oh, my. Run out of Ritalin?


111 posted on 11/01/2004 7:35:01 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: skeeter; Bush In A Landslide
By the way, if you s---h---s had bothered to read the bible, you don't publicize fasting...you just do it.

LOL, I guess our second troll didn't read the part in the Bible where it says you shouldn't have a potty mouth! I'll never understand THAT hypocrisy; criticize someone for something in the Bible they don't do, yet use curse words to do it. < shakes head > The retarded mentality of the left I suppose.

112 posted on 11/01/2004 7:36:46 AM PST by FourtySeven (47)
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To: dead

LOL!


113 posted on 11/01/2004 7:39:22 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: tuckahoe

Admin Mod discharges Zot-O-Matic

114 posted on 11/01/2004 7:40:13 AM PST by Semi Civil Servant (November 2, 2004: I'm suspicious of the timing of this election.)
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To: tuckahoe

Ha,ha,ha,ha...heeehoo, hah, heee hah, hee, hee, hah, hah, hah...oh gosh...I've got tears running down my face from laughter. Ahhh, sooooooooooo funny.


115 posted on 11/01/2004 7:40:16 AM PST by cubreporter (-I trust Rush...he will prevail in spite of the naysayers.)
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To: FourtySeven

I'm looking forward to the day these creeps let their emotions run away with them.


116 posted on 11/01/2004 7:42:26 AM PST by skeeter
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To: airborne

THAT'S THE ONE I WAS WAITING FOR!!!


117 posted on 11/01/2004 7:42:33 AM PST by Chi-townChief
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To: tuckahoe

118 posted on 11/01/2004 7:42:55 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I heff good news and bad news. Good news is I saw Allah. Bad news is he was wearing a yarmulke.")
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To: tuckahoe

WTF? I'm a graduate of Tuckahoe High School, located in Eastchester, N.Y. Go Tigers. I apologize to all Freepers for this troll besmirching my alma mater's good name.

Tuckahoe is also where the show "Maude" took place.


119 posted on 11/01/2004 7:43:32 AM PST by Jhensy
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To: tuckahoe
WhipZOT!!!
120 posted on 11/01/2004 7:44:45 AM PST by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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