Daily Kerry Crack-ups - October 31, 2004 (Photos)

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[itsnevertoolate]

Crack-ups ping!

[mylife]

Gosh Skerry Piroetes divinely

[bannie]

It is illegal to campaign in a church.

How does this continue?

[Pegita]

I fully expect sKerry to succumb to exhaustion ... it will be interesting to see how much time he takes off after Tuesday.

[tscan54]

Exactly how stupid do the Democrats think African Americans are to not see through this pandering? Honestly... how insulting!

[blue-duncan]

"I'm a little teapot round and stout....."

[Iam1ru1-2]

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OK Bush, see if you can throw that ball through this hoop.

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[Stultis]

U.S. Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry smiles experiences difficulty with a bowel movement during a rally in Manchester, New Hampshire, October 31, 2004.

[LisaMalia]

It is illegal to campaign in a church. How does this continue?

I've been asking this question for weeks. I send a complaint to a website posted here on FR. This is the response I got back via email, not that I put any stock in it, but at least I tried....:

I apologize in advance for the generic nature of this message:

Thanks to everyone who contacted us about the recent church appearances by John Kerry, John Edwards and Sen. Edward Kennedy. AU sent a complaint to the IRS about these events on Tuesday. To read a press release about it, please go to www.au.org. It is the first item under "Latest News." ---------------------------

Rob Boston
Assistant Director of Communications
Americans United
518 C St., N.E.
Washington, D.C. 20002
(202) 466-3234
(202) 466-3353 (Fax)
boston@au.org>
www.au.org

[VRWCTexan]

I agree - what do you want to bet that today was the last day that kerry ever sets foot in a black church???

[Bombardier]

"It is illegal to campaign in a church.
How does this continue?"

Because election laws don't apply to DemoRATs....they only apply to serfs, like us.

I hate the hypocrisy of those treasonous scum....Kerry, Kennedy, Clinton, Gore....all the members of that nest of criminals and traitors (the DemoRAT Party) should be put into concentration camps and LEFT TO ROT!

[Jim_Curtis]

Great Autumnal photo there. The harvest...the pumpkins...the changing colors of the trees...the scarecrow...

[maggief]

[LisaMalia]

it will be interesting to see how much time he takes off after Tuesday

I think it's safe to say that after Tuesday, Kerry will never again do any of these things:

-Touch a football

-Go hunting

-Eat anything other than gourmet food

-Wear a Carhart jacket

-Enter a Baptist church

-Step foot in the state of Ohio (thank goodness!)

[mylife]

"I'm a little teapot round and stout....."

L0L that was my first thought!

[yankeedame]

It is illegal to campaign in a church.
How does this continue?

Because, my friend, while all animals are equal some are more equal than other.

[Iam1ru1-2]

"It is illegal to campaign in a church."

Don't you know that among his many talents, Kerry is an ordained minister? He preached on the sin of abortion, the sin of homosexuality, the sin of adultry, the sin of fornication, the sin idolatry, and said it was up to the individual to decided whether it is truly a sin in their own hearts, and the congregation stood up and gave him a 2 hour ovation. After which they had courses on how to abort your unwanted baby, how to put a condom on a broomstick, what to say at a homosexual marriage that was politically correct, how to discretely cheat on your wife, and politely con a woman into your bedroom. After that, they played and sang praises to God Amighty and the LORD Jesus Christ because He is a righteous, Holy, Just God who is willing to forgive all your sins no matter what they are because He is a mericiful, loving, forgiving God also. Hypocricy has no borders, not even at the church doors.

[elizabetty]

John Kerry supporter holds sign from the group "Atheist, Fascist, Socialist, Communist and Medicated Elitists For Kerry" (AFSCME For Kerry)

[tscan54]

Ha!