Black XXXI: "Don't Surrender!!"

The MudCave ^ | 28 October 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

[Flora McDonald]

"We're a Conservative Band!!"
(To be sung to Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band")

We all vote 'gainst Guv'ment waste!!
Vast RightWing's gonna rock...whup Left 'til they're dazed.
FReep, FReep Lib'rals -- go on attack!!
Big Guv'ment just blows and that's a natural fact!!
Gotta fight 'gainst Willie Slick...
I gotta tell you, "Power's his thing!!"
RATS' fools are ladies...they can't fight...
As long as it'll take us...Gonna make things Right!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We're gonna make a stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

All Dem banditos are gonna fall...
Right's strengthening our hand...watch as Dem Lib'rals implode!!
FReedom's good, FReepin's Right...we enjoy the fight!!
RATS hurl their invectives...but they just ain't Right!!
Ignore Dem RINOS, we gotta plan...
Rush Limbaugh shall greet Mudboy and his band!!
MUD says, "Come on, fools...let's get it on!!"
RightWing's succeeding, we'll tear Big Guv'ment down!!

We're a Conservative Band.
We're gonna save this Land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band.

We're a Conservative Band!!
We're gonna make our stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Slick Willie down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We'll sing accross this great land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help tear Liberals down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We ain't no LeftWinger Band!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.

Mudboy Slim

[Flora McDonald]

"Meet yer next POTUS: Sen. George Allen (R-VA)" LP.org-style

"Meet yer next POTUS: Sen. George Allen (R-VA)" FU.org-style

FReegards...An Anonymous Allen Supporter

[jla]

Thought I'd ask...if anyone knows the denomination of the new Church on Courthouse Rd. just south of Qualla?

[Corin Stormhands]

You talkin' the HUGH one? Or another one?

The only one I know down there is Southside Church of the Nazarene. But aren't they further down?

[jla]

Hi Corin.
It's just recently been finished. (I followed it's progress when I drive up that way to my favorite Ukrop's on Midlothian Trnpk.)
It's on the west side of Courthouse, just south of Qualla.
Now the Church at the Courthouse-Qualla intersection is (I believe) the Good Will Baptist Church, (it's the one with the renovation being added to the Courthouse Rd. side of the bldg)

[Corin Stormhands]

I'd have to drive by to see it. I just don't recall.

[ForGod'sSake]

Mud bump.

FGS

[Corin Stormhands]

I'm channeling Mud this morning. He wants us to set a date for an RTM. Says he's got stuff to talk to us about.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

ice, can you round up the usual suspects?

[AdSimp]

Gosh, isn't the three weeks three days three hours three minutes and three seconds up yet?

[jla]

During your next channeling session ask him if he's buying.

[Corin Stormhands]

He went and lost his key...

[Flora McDonald]

Corin you must use channeling with caution. What if you jumped channels in midstream and found yourself in the crosshairs of Hillary and Eleanor Roosevelt.

The damage to your psyche might be irreparable.

[Corin Stormhands]

[shudder]

[Corin Stormhands]

RE: RTM Meeting

Mud's buyin'. End of next week. Who's in?

(ice - can you ping the full RTM list?)

[iceskater]

Hey- you heard the man - Mud's buying!

Lunch next week. How about Thursday at 11:30 at Sine?

Show of hands..... who's coming?

[Flora McDonald]

moi

[Corin Stormhands]

Mud's in. So'm I.

Had someone ask me where to get a "Kaine is Not Able" sticker this a.m.

I'm gonna print up cards.

[Flora McDonald]

RTM on Thursday, June 9th, 11:30a.m., Sine's.

Buttons anyone?

[Corin Stormhands]

You have that for sale on your page? I put an ad for your site on the webpage (link in tagline)

[Corin Stormhands]

Favorite requests from the great beyond (our favorite Freeper in exile is havin' his birthday on June 9)

"Black's FReepers!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")

All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night...
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!

Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!

FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe...
Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!

Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!

You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!

Mudboy Slim