Favorite requests from the great beyond (our favorite Freeper in exile is havin' his birthday on June 9)
"Black's FReepers!!"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Black Peter")
All of Greg's FRiends came to see him last night...
Sultan's watchin' with the Lord at his side.
Landru, Stormhands and JLA know Devolving Power's sooo Right!!
Ignore Left's spin...the Medyuh fools retards!!
Next, Hoo-oo-oo'll stand 'gainst Big Guv'ment RATS?!
Must make our stand...Dem Lib'ral FReeaks all LIE!!
Folks, my FRiends shall live to meet the Band!!
FReepers love Rush and Sean Hannity's vibe...
Right we trust...gonna whup RATS' Power!!
MUD don't play...Dem Socialists ain't Right!!
Left's sorrow is great...help US FReep RATS out!!
Yes, Greg knew Obenshain...Warner's Judgement Day!!
Now we must fight fer this Great Country...and Right shall win!!
Poet's looking down on US...future's lookin' up!!
Fi-i-ight fer yer children...my FRiends, we have the Power!!
Fight RAT-Power...Fight Left's Power!!
You FReepers should know...ModSquad FReepers ain't fair!!
Thank God there are men as BOLD as Meek!!
ForGod'sSake, we're all FReepers...ModSquad, please reFRain!!
Folks, let's fight to be FRee!! Liberty!!
Must be FRee!! Come...Liberty...we're FRee!!
Mudboy Slim