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"We're a Conservative Band!!"
(To be sung to Grand Funk Railroad's "We're an American Band")

We all vote 'gainst Guv'ment waste!!
Vast RightWing's gonna rock...whup Left 'til they're dazed.
FReep, FReep Lib'rals -- go on attack!!
Big Guv'ment just blows and that's a natural fact!!
Gotta fight 'gainst Willie Slick...
I gotta tell you, "Power's his thing!!"
RATS' fools are ladies...they can't fight...
As long as it'll take us...Gonna make things Right!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We're gonna make a stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

All Dem banditos are gonna fall...
Right's strengthening our hand...watch as Dem Lib'rals implode!!
FReedom's good, FReepin's Right...we enjoy the fight!!
RATS hurl their invectives...but they just ain't Right!!
Ignore Dem RINOS, we gotta plan...
Rush Limbaugh shall greet Mudboy and his band!!
MUD says, "Come on, fools...let's get it on!!"
RightWing's succeeding, we'll tear Big Guv'ment down!!

We're a Conservative Band.
We're gonna save this Land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band.

We're a Conservative Band!!
We're gonna make our stand!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Slick Willie down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We'll sing accross this great land!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help tear Liberals down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band!!
We ain't no LeftWinger Band!!
We're coming to your town, we'll help bring Big Guv'ment down!!
We're a Conservative Band!!

We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.
We're a Conservative Band, ooo-ooo.

Mudboy Slim