Posted on 10/21/2004 8:13:10 AM PDT by renotse
Or, better yet..."I picked a fine day to give up sniffing glue."
Or my all time favorite...the "win one for the Zipper" speech.
You gotta see this ad - truly hilarious!
Really...I never noticed that.
Just rented it a month ago to watch with our 14 y.o. daughter...she loved the "don't call me shirley" lines.
LOL! It is definately a keeper!!!! ;)
Are you nervous? ;)
Yes, I know, things used to be different. I remember when we first met. It was during the war. I was in the Air Force stationed in Drambuie, off the Barbary coast. I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar. It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf - populated with every reject and cut-throat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit. The mood in the place was downright ugly. You wouldn't walk in there unless you knew how to use your fists. You could count on a fight breaking out almost every night. I didn't go there that night to fall in love; I just dropped in for a couple of drinks. But suddenly there she was. I was captivated, entranced. It hit me like a thunderbolt. I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I was afraid to approach her, but that night fate was on my side. We laughed, we talked, we danced I never wanted it to end. I guess I still don't. But enough about me, I hope this hasn't been boring for you. It's just that whenever I talk about Elaine, I get so carried away, I lose all track of time.
From all the hype, I expected better, imho.
I'm probably just too up to date on Kerry's record. That is, I'm not the target audience.
Rush Limbaugh had a rant today, itemizing Kerry's statements about the US sovereignty that was far more effective for me.
Watch again, you must have missed it. Or at least missed something.
I hope this hasn't been boring for you. It's just that whenever I talk about Elaine, I get so carried away, I lose all track of time.
Thanks for the link.
Great ad!
ROTFLMAO
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