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'Airplane' Director David Zucker Lampoons Kerry's Waffling
US Newswire ^

Posted on 10/21/2004 8:13:10 AM PDT by renotse

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To: conrad metcalf 42
"Roger, Roger.
Over, Under."

Or, better yet..."I picked a fine day to give up sniffing glue."

Or my all time favorite...the "win one for the Zipper" speech.

61 posted on 10/21/2004 11:28:30 AM PDT by Fredgoblu
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To: BossLady

You gotta see this ad - truly hilarious!


62 posted on 10/21/2004 11:33:16 AM PDT by vikingchick
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To: AxelPaulsenJr
I think Rapunzel is in the hospital where sodium penethol is available

Really...I never noticed that.

Just rented it a month ago to watch with our 14 y.o. daughter...she loved the "don't call me shirley" lines.

63 posted on 10/21/2004 11:34:51 AM PDT by Fredgoblu
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To: vikingchick

LOL! It is definately a keeper!!!! ;)


64 posted on 10/21/2004 11:35:57 AM PDT by BossLady
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To: Fredgoblu
The Naked Gun movies were the best. Example...

Frank Drebbin: When I see five weirdos stabbing someone in broad daylight in a park..i shoot the bastards, thats my policy

Mayor:That was a Shakespeare In The Park production of 'Julius Ceaser', you moron!
65 posted on 10/21/2004 11:42:17 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (President Kerry - - there, scared ya didn't I?)
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To: conrad metcalf 42

Are you nervous? ;)


66 posted on 10/21/2004 11:46:07 AM PDT by Xenalyte (And then I says, "Tell me I'm wrong!" and he says, "I can't, baby, 'cause you're NOT!")
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To: renotse

Yes, I know, things used to be different. I remember when we first met. It was during the war. I was in the Air Force stationed in Drambuie, off the Barbary coast. I used to hang out at the Magumba Bar. It was a rough place, the seediest dive on the wharf - populated with every reject and cut-throat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit. The mood in the place was downright ugly. You wouldn't walk in there unless you knew how to use your fists. You could count on a fight breaking out almost every night. I didn't go there that night to fall in love; I just dropped in for a couple of drinks. But suddenly there she was. I was captivated, entranced. It hit me like a thunderbolt. I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming. I was afraid to approach her, but that night fate was on my side. We laughed, we talked, we danced I never wanted it to end. I guess I still don't. But enough about me, I hope this hasn't been boring for you. It's just that whenever I talk about Elaine, I get so carried away, I lose all track of time.


67 posted on 10/21/2004 11:48:10 AM PDT by Xenalyte (And then I says, "Tell me I'm wrong!" and he says, "I can't, baby, 'cause you're NOT!")
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To: mlbford2
I heard Zucker on Ingraham's show yesterday, caught part of BO/Zucker during the game, and watched the rebroadcast to see the ad.

From all the hype, I expected better, imho.

I'm probably just too up to date on Kerry's record. That is, I'm not the target audience.

Rush Limbaugh had a rant today, itemizing Kerry's statements about the US sovereignty that was far more effective for me.

68 posted on 10/21/2004 12:08:21 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: Fredgoblu
Election in twelve days: "Looks like I picked a bad week to give up Cigarettes..."
69 posted on 10/21/2004 12:14:50 PM PDT by Shqipo (The gloves are on and the corners are empty.)
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To: Fredgoblu

Watch again, you must have missed it. Or at least missed something.


70 posted on 10/21/2004 1:17:06 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: Xenalyte

I hope this hasn't been boring for you. It's just that whenever I talk about Elaine, I get so carried away, I lose all track of time.

71 posted on 10/21/2004 1:23:49 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: conrad metcalf 42

72 posted on 10/21/2004 1:32:59 PM PDT by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: Kokojmudd

Thanks for the link.


73 posted on 10/21/2004 1:46:30 PM PDT by SpookBrat
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To: dennisw; Cachelot; Yehuda; Nix 2; veronica; Catspaw; knighthawk; Alouette; Optimist; weikel; ...
If you'd like to be on this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.

Great ad!

74 posted on 10/21/2004 2:12:30 PM PDT by SJackson (They're not Americans. They're just journalists, Col George Connell, USMC)
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To: Attillathehon

ROTFLMAO


75 posted on 10/22/2004 7:14:54 PM PDT by Honeybunch
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