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We have the October Surprise!!!!!! (Bush's campaign is TOAST!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!)
John Kerry Campaign | 10/21/04 | Me

Posted on 10/20/2004 7:58:39 PM PDT by AnusInTheMorning

Edited on 10/21/2004 3:51:09 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Kerry will have the race in the bag very soon!!!!

Mod note: I hesitate to leave this thread up, realizing how difficult it is for us poor conservatives to match up against liberal intellectuals. But in the interest of fairness...

Intellectual editorial:

Hey Freepers.

ZOT me all you want and sick the Viking Kitties on me, but I just got off the phone with my high level contacts in the Kerry campaign. If what they are telling me is true, and they haven't been wrong yet, the race will be Kerry's. You have no idea what they have on your guy, but it will blow this race wide open.

Finally some light at the end of the tunnel. I just wanted to let you know so that you right wingers can sit back and wait for judgement day. I can't wait to sit here and watch your reaction when this story breaks!!!!

Its COMING SOON!!!! Be AFRAID Freepers, be VERY AFRAID!!!!!


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To: AnusInTheMorning

"ZOT me all you want and sick the Viking Kitties on me"

Ah--a masochist. . .


241 posted on 10/21/2004 1:49:22 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: AnusInTheMorning
Our October Surprise is bigger than your Surprise.

Go John and the 14th.

242 posted on 10/21/2004 1:49:49 PM PDT by LowNslow (Retired CWO)
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To: SealSeven

Either that or he's just an a*hole.


243 posted on 10/21/2004 1:50:17 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: AnusInTheMorning

(X)


244 posted on 10/21/2004 1:51:17 PM PDT by moondoggie
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To: The Right Stuff

"excellent ANALysis"
No pun intended, right? hehe


245 posted on 10/21/2004 1:51:42 PM PDT by SealSeven
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To: tiamat

"All of us here on FR KNOW how important it is to be "Fair and Balanced"!"

Especially if you're a Scandinavian gymnast doing Balance Beam competition!


246 posted on 10/21/2004 1:51:52 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
AnusInTheMorning:

Thanks for the compliments!

247 posted on 10/21/2004 1:53:21 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: AnusInTheMorning; All
Wow! I just read, courtesy of an alert Freeper, a special Dave Barry column from 1997 on "gluing a turkey's anus shut" to prevent contamination. For some odd reason that came to mind as I noticed the signature on this comment from a deluded liberal who takes the lying, cheating staffers for Kerry seriously.

In short, I think it would be the proper thing to do to glue shut the AnusInTheMorning. It would certainly prevent further contamination. LOL.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column, "Mein Fuhrer, I Can Valk!"

248 posted on 10/21/2004 1:54:06 PM PDT by Congressman Billybob (Visit: www.ArmorforCongress.com please.)
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To: AnusInTheMorning
sick the Viking Kitties on me

A desperate cry for physical contact. Maybe you should calm down and try to make friends with some human beings instead of fixating on your rear-end and the threads on DU.

249 posted on 10/21/2004 1:54:38 PM PDT by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Fedora

Exactly.


250 posted on 10/21/2004 1:56:56 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno-World!")
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To: The Hollywood Conservative

"11. Bush's Grandfather was a Nazi Sympathizer...
- We have a long history in this country of NOT blaming people for what their parents did..."

Not to mention not blaming them for things that didn't happen! :) One of Bush's relatives invested in the German economy before Hitler came to power, as part of the attempt to save Europe's economy after World War I and hopefully prevent Europe from sliding into another war (which unfortunately didn't work because the stock market crash intervened). That's a far cry from being a Nazi sympathizer--but that hasn't stopped the anti-Bush smear machine from following Lyndon LaRouche's lead in spreading this myth around the Internet.


251 posted on 10/21/2004 1:57:51 PM PDT by Fedora
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To: AnusInTheMorning

An interesting post! Full of the vulgarity, foul language and stupidity reminiscent of all the 12 year old yahoo libbie board posters. Here's a conclusion you may not have considered. No one, and I do mean no one, believes a word the mainstream media reports. So, even if sKerry has something up his sleeve, and frankly I don't think he has anything between his ears let alone up his sleeve, how will it be reported? Mainstream media! And how will that affect the election? If it does at all, it will go against your candidate. Why? The campaign of hate presented by the left in this election year has disgusted the average voter. So, you could have the dead body of Saddam's sister with evidence taped to her rump that Bush had an affair with her and then cut her throat, and it simply. will. not. matter.

The left lost this election for the democrats. Maybe next election they'll learn.


252 posted on 10/21/2004 1:58:07 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi. Flush Fluffy and Stuffy.)
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To: Coop

Love it. What the Libs thin they know is zilch..there
is no Freeper that will ever vote for the likes of the
wimp..Kerry. Especially if your a catholic like myself..
Vote for a guy who says he will take God in the Oval office
with him..He must've been missing when "Lurch" was getting
a divorce to get more money..or when he was voting to kill
all the unborn with his abortion votes.....ugh..what a
slimeball....French -Irish...he won't admit that he lied about that ..he's Germonic-Jewish.....Jake


253 posted on 10/21/2004 2:06:38 PM PDT by sanjacjake
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To: AnusInTheMorning

I am sorry, but I think the campaign would have used something prior to advance voting.


254 posted on 10/21/2004 2:07:20 PM PDT by rwfromkansas (BYPASS FORCED WEB REGISTRATION! **** http://www.bugmenot.com ****)
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To: AnusInTheMorning
But seriously, all joking aside, if you are indeed on the level, then take this well meaning advice:

You'd better have your unimpeachable sources lined up -- Dan Rather has high standards!

255 posted on 10/21/2004 2:16:33 PM PDT by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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To: AnusInTheMorning
My own personal viking kitty has a message for you:


256 posted on 10/21/2004 2:22:48 PM PDT by meow
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To: AnusInTheMorning; Cinnamon Girl

I hear tell of a virus that invades the neural system of rats and makes them seek out cats.. because the virus actual final host is the cat, not the rat.]
Perhaps we should test the incoming trolls for the virus since they seem intent on seeking out the Kitties.


257 posted on 10/21/2004 2:48:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (Ganags of epopel shall stune your beeber with "UNNNGH!")
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To: AnusInTheMorning
"AnusInTheMorning "

So... You're named after your daddy's favorite breakfast meal, aye.

258 posted on 10/21/2004 2:50:22 PM PDT by spunkets
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To: AnusInTheMorning

This thread has been bookmarked for November 2nd.


259 posted on 10/21/2004 2:51:38 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (EEE)
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To: skinkinthegrass

I would be worried -- very worried, except I have it on good authority from someone very high in the Bush reelection committee that Karl Rove has been channelling Lee Atwater !!


260 posted on 10/21/2004 2:51:41 PM PDT by Froggie
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