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GEORGE BUSH WILL SET FIRE TO YOUR HOUSE.... [Jonah Goldberg] LOL Must Read
National Review Online: The Corner ^ | 10-20-4 | Jonah Goldberg

Posted on 10/20/2004 6:24:03 AM PDT by Petronski

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To: Petronski
The idea of a nude statue of Helen Thomas is the scariest thing imaginable.

Five hundred feet tall!

In a miniskirt and a thong!

41 posted on 10/20/2004 7:11:08 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: kittymyrib

You're right, something like this WOULD make a great ad. There's have to be a disclaimer at the end about it being humor. The Dems will throw a hissy anyway and look stupid again when the WH responds by informing them the ad SAID it was HUMOR.


42 posted on 10/20/2004 7:13:17 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: TC Rider

More unpopped
kernels!

43 posted on 10/20/2004 7:16:57 AM PDT by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: happydogdesign

ROFLOL!


44 posted on 10/20/2004 7:17:33 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: Petronski
All beer will be skunky, all pizza will have anchovies, the NFL season will be cancelled in favor of WNBA reruns, and CHRISTMAS WILL BE CANCELLED!!

Have you ever seen such cruelty?

45 posted on 10/20/2004 7:19:02 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: happydogdesign

"Only the rich.....get medicine...."

Ties in nicely with no shortage of flu vaccine among the Potomac Potentates on Capitol Hill


46 posted on 10/20/2004 7:22:12 AM PDT by NRA1995 (John Kerry's one accomplishment....record-high amount of stupid campaign trail photos)
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To: Petronski

Jonah is a favorite of mine. He is pretty fair in his analysis, but always pretty funny.


47 posted on 10/20/2004 7:22:40 AM PDT by mattdono ("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
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To: Petronski; MistyCA

Is that true?


48 posted on 10/20/2004 7:24:21 AM PDT by wizr
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To: wizr

Yes it's true.
I'm startin'
with your house.

49 posted on 10/20/2004 7:25:27 AM PDT by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Petronski
A 500 foot nude statue of Helen Thomas

That did it for me...saving on food costs today.

50 posted on 10/20/2004 7:30:24 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Democrats: appear in September, leavin' November 3 - worse than a 1-night stand...)
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To: Petronski; Howlin; MeekOneGOP; Mo1; RedBloodedAmerican
If George Bush is Elected...



Your suspenders will break
Your birthday cake will fall
Your milk will sour
Your shoes will come untied
Your dog will get fleas
Your cat will have chronic hairballs

51 posted on 10/20/2004 7:31:29 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: Petronski
HAH! My car has treads, beeyotch.
52 posted on 10/20/2004 7:34:07 AM PDT by Shryke
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To: cake_crumb

I'll put one of those
white gristly things
in every burger.

53 posted on 10/20/2004 7:35:43 AM PDT by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: cake_crumb
500 foot nude statue of Helen Thomas will replace the Washington Monument -- that towering symbol of our phallocracy

That is just plan mean

54 posted on 10/20/2004 7:37:50 AM PDT by Mo1 (This Sept 10th attitude is no way to protect our country)
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To: Petronski


I'll put the bones back into your chicken soup
I'll make your beer go flat
and
Your chips go stale

55 posted on 10/20/2004 7:54:17 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: Mo1
"That is just plan mean"

Not to mention disgusting...

56 posted on 10/20/2004 7:55:32 AM PDT by cake_crumb (UN Resolutions=Very Expensive, Very SCRATCHY Toilet Paper)
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To: cake_crumb


Four words:
"Yoko Ono's Comeback Tour"
I'll make it happen.

57 posted on 10/20/2004 7:56:48 AM PDT by Petronski (I'm not always cranky.)
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To: Petronski


I will personally crush
every box of cookies
so the girl scouts can
only sell crumbs.

58 posted on 10/20/2004 7:59:38 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (If they couldn't stand up to ...Howard Dean..., how can we expect them to stand up to Al Queda?)
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To: Petronski

And let us not forget the four hurricanes that devastated Florida and happened ON GEORGE BUSH'S WATCH!!!


59 posted on 10/20/2004 8:05:03 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: Constitution Day
All beer will be skunky, all pizza will have anchovies, the NFL NHL season will be cancelled in favor of WNBA reruns, and CHRISTMAS WILL BE CANCELLED!!

To give it that little kernel of truth.

60 posted on 10/20/2004 8:17:16 AM PDT by DrDavid (GWBush: The W-right President at the W-right time and the W-right place)
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