Posted on 10/16/2004 9:29:22 PM PDT by L.N. Smithee
If Bush wins, I will collapse onto my knees and thank God.
And then I am going to go color my gray hairs.
lol. Somehow I'm not surprised given the liberal education system here.
Now, supposing that these people live in San Francisco, why move to Connecticut when they could simply stay where they are at? I'm certain San Francisco is about as far away from America you could get, without actually leaving the States. :-P
Speaking of which...
"If Bush wins I'm moving to North Korea."
Man, just what people want to do. Leave cozy San Francisco, and live with starvation in a nation run by a freaken loon! Hilarious.
If Kerry wins, I will pull my money out of the market and seriously start shopping for real-estate in Australia.
Well, if all those people claiming to have plans to move to Canada, New Zealand, England, Brazil, Connecticutt (LOL!) actually do so, they will do a great thing for America. Export more liberals to countries that are already so liberal they're going down the tubes, leaving the conservative "can-do" spirit stronger and more concentrated than ever.
If Bush wins, I'll help those nut cases move!
Amen
Hmmmm. Well, it is possible I guess that Bush won the popular vote the last time if all provisional ballots were counted...but the margin was like 500,000 for Gore that Bush needed to overcome if it mattered.
Granted, a lot of that 500,000 is the dead or illegal vote, but hey, when did that matter?
Let's take up a collection to help them leave.
Not "If" but "When" Bush wins, I want to start a small business. If by some freak accident Kerry wins, I am going to look for the return of Christ!! God help us!!
When President Bush wins, I want to see all of these cretins follow throught with their threats.
Dom? What happened to the French boycott? At least buy some expensive non French wine. Not sure what the best sparlking wine outside of Champagne is but there are certainly some top notch still table wines out there.
If Bush wins, come get Mike Moore, please someone come get him. If all these dorks keep their word CO² emissions will drop like a rock in the USA.
If Bush wins, I'm going to get drunk and pee in my neighbors' lawn.
Why my neighbors' lawn?
In 2000, I got drunk and peed in my own lawn. It's their turn.
Looks like America owes it to the Department of Immigration to vote Bush in,....at least to get all the damned Canooks outahere!
If Bush wins...I'm gonna buy some welding goggles and a one way ticket to a deserted island for that dude who promised to use a nuke on himself! I have always wanted to see a nuclear explosion when it is used for entertainment purposes!
My favorite is:
"If Bush wins, I'm moving to Australia, and I've already got the paperwork started."
That's a ringing endorsement for the Kerry campaign.
I'm thinking single-malt Scotch for 2004... The question is whether it will be one quaffed in thanksgiving or in despair. May God grant it that it be the former.
Promises; promises. Always they make promises and never follow through. *Sigh*
Oh Darn. I misread his post. He said he was going to nuke the USA himself. Rats. Oh, wait. That must mean he lives in France! I can buy a ticket to somewhere outside the blast zone and watch while the USA launches a pre-emptive nuclear strike on that guy!
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