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Caption This! (Kerry in a pumpkin patch.)
Yahoo Photos ^ | AP

Posted on 10/16/2004 1:52:48 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Ohio
KEYWORDS: caption; kerry; ohio; pumpkin
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To: Leapfrog

During the Revolutionary War, the British troops sang songs about us, mocking us, calling us "pumpkins." But those pumpkins made minced meat out of the British-- and we will be doing the same to Mr. John Kerry-- in plenty of time for Thanksgiving! :)


81 posted on 10/16/2004 3:06:15 PM PDT by Continental Soldier
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To: mikrofon; pookie18

LOL!

pookie18, you may like #80.


82 posted on 10/16/2004 3:07:58 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Which part of "Don't Mess With Texas" didn't you get?)
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To: LiberalBassTurds
"Oh waiter, waiter! Where perchance can I get some suntan lotion - in that shade right over there?"
83 posted on 10/16/2004 3:10:38 PM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: Charles Henrickson


And at 12 Midnight, November 3, Kerry's disappointed supporters turned into pumpkins.
84 posted on 10/16/2004 3:11:03 PM PDT by Rastus (Forget it, Moby! I'm voting for Bush!)
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To: Leapfrog

Jack-o-lantern to the right: "Hey John, why the long face ?"


85 posted on 10/16/2004 3:12:08 PM PDT by UsnDadof8 (Patriotic Homeschool Kids for Bush)
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To: Charles Henrickson


Woman: "Thief! Thief! He just stole a pumpkin!"
Red cap: "Hang on, I think that's actually his head!"
Kerry "Madam, I assure you that this is my head. The head of your next president. The head of the country if you will..."
Woman: "I think your pumpkin head got too much fertilizer."
86 posted on 10/16/2004 3:12:54 PM PDT by Kirkwood (I think, therefore I am Republican!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Kerry and two friends form a W with their arms and bodies in acknowledgment that bush is a winner.
87 posted on 10/16/2004 3:14:29 PM PDT by Bellflower (A new day is coming!)
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To: Taxbilly

Celebrate satan's favorite day with me. That is what he is saying.


88 posted on 10/16/2004 3:15:38 PM PDT by MaryJaneNC
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To: Charles Henrickson

Some Freeper needs to check the route his entourage took....I Guaran-friggin-tee you that blue bag is in a roadside dumpster no further than five miles down the highway.


89 posted on 10/16/2004 3:16:04 PM PDT by ErnBatavia ("Dork"; a 60's term for a 60's kinda guy: JFK)
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To: Radix
Reminds me of that scene from Animal House.


"Mine's bigger than this..."
90 posted on 10/16/2004 3:17:45 PM PDT by Kirkwood (I think, therefore I am Republican!)
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To: elizabetty; Jose Roberto

91 posted on 10/16/2004 3:17:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.)
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To: Leapfrog
He thinks he knows what it is.



92 posted on 10/16/2004 3:21:21 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Used to be sciencediet but found the solution)
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To: Charles Henrickson

JF'nK and his sKerrygodmother turn a pumpkin into
another mindless supporter in Ohio...

93 posted on 10/16/2004 3:22:02 PM PDT by mikrofon (Let's call him "Gourdie")
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To: elder5

I hope he doesn't get his liberal germs on that kids Cowboys jacket.


94 posted on 10/16/2004 3:26:04 PM PDT by UsnDadof8 (Patriotic Homeschool Kids for Bush)
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To: Charles Henrickson; aculeus; dighton; Lijahsbubbe; Tijeras_Slim

He's obviously never handled a pumpkin. Notice how he's clutching the stem. Bet he had a few pricker marks and some pesky skin irritation from those obnoxious little hairs on the stem. What a maroon. *Snicker*

95 posted on 10/16/2004 3:32:27 PM PDT by Thinkin' Gal (RE)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Get away you little sh!t, this is my photo-op"


96 posted on 10/16/2004 3:55:05 PM PDT by DainBramage
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To: DainBramage

Me Thinks thats Mama T hovering behind pumpkin boy!

97 posted on 10/16/2004 4:02:50 PM PDT by elder5 (I'm going to vote for Kerry after I vote against him!)
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To: Lady Jag

I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain!!!

98 posted on 10/16/2004 4:04:30 PM PDT by Dems_R_Losers (Proud to be a Reagan Alumna!)
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To: Leapfrog

kerry hardly ever has anyone with him in his Excellent Adventures. Whether he's biking or being seen with the punkins, he's often alone. It's kind of eery.


99 posted on 10/16/2004 4:05:54 PM PDT by GretchenM (A country is a terrible thing to waste. Vote Republican.)
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To: Leapfrog

Which is uglier the pumpkin or Kerry.


100 posted on 10/16/2004 4:19:23 PM PDT by rs79bm (Insert Democratic principles and ideals here: .............this space intentionally left blank.....)
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