Posted on 10/13/2004 2:16:50 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
I'm the Man with a Plan, you know who I am
Won three Purple Hearts then came home from Vietnam.
I accused our soldiers of committing war crimes.
Slandered them all for no reason nor rhyme.
(except to get elected)
I have a Plan for this and a plan for that.
I even have a Plan to win the peace in Iraq.
(See Bush-Cheney.com for details)
I have a sure Plan to catch Usama Bin Laden.
I'll be sure to announce it right after he's Been Gotten.
I have a Plan to save your Social Security.
Can't reveal it now because it's shrouded in obscurity.
I have a Plan to make health care available for all. (Get your wallet out)
John Edwards has a Plan in case you slip and fall. (Sue)
I also have a Plan to roll back your tax.
It's a very good Plan but don't ask me for facts.
I have a Plan to tax the filthy rich.
But Teresa's exempt--isn't there always a hitch?
I have a Plan to reduce the huge deficit.
I'll sell Teresa's five houses--they're just too expensive.
I have a secret Plan to win the Black vote
Tell 'em what they want to hear, that ain't no joke.
Got to change my complexion and win the election.
Better to win at all costs than face bitter rejection.
Death tax, and gas tax, consider it done.
I have a tax for everything under the sun.
I voted against funding for Intelligence, not a wise thing to do.
I voted for the war and I voted against it too.
I do have a Plan, scout's honor I do.
I'll post it on my web site, so you'll know what's new.
(right after the election)
by Arnold L. Beizer
ARNYBARNIE@aol.com/
Imus?
Good!
I love it!
Nah... Just switch to something less punishing - like moonshine;-P
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
The man ALWAYS has a PLAN.
He PLANNED to MARRY RICH WOMEN.
He PLANNED to be PRESIDENT.
I hope enough people are smart enough to spoil his presidential aspirations.
America can't afford Kerry.
hannity ,little film clip is the best , laughed my a$$ off
Yes. This morning, before Charles McCord reminded him that Kerry is "his guy," Imus said "[John Kerry] has to be the phoniest person on the planet!"
Great!
But will he still vote for him?
I'd love to see them take a nose-dive on November 2nd!
It's what he says, but that's about ratings and keeping both sides as his audience.
Yes. Follow the money.
Thanks, I'd love to see Jib Jab to do a version, they are hilarious.
Imus played the Edwards clip"If you elect Sen Kerry and me people like Christopher Reeves will get out of their wheelchaira and walk again"...Giving false hope to people in wheelchairs..called him Jimmy Swaggart...I call him a despicable liar.
Plan hit...
Just like Clinton. When BC moved into the WH he said, "I didn't know how bad thing were. I didn't have the full numbers." Then he raised taxes. Kerry would pull the same thing if he could.
Who ever said conservatives don't have a sense of humor, never met a conservative.
Bump!
Saw it and it was all I could do to keep myself from choking with laughter. Sean NAILED it with that clip, even Colmes didn't have a response!
Cheers!
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