Posted on 10/13/2004 2:16:50 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
I'm the Man with a Plan, you know who I am…
Won three Purple Hearts then came home from Vietnam.
I accused our soldiers of committing war crimes.
Slandered them all for no reason nor rhyme.
(except to get elected)
I have a Plan for this and a plan for that.
I even have a Plan to win the peace in Iraq.
(See Bush-Cheney.com for details)
I have a sure Plan to catch Usama Bin Laden.
I'll be sure to announce it right after he's Been Gotten.
I have a Plan to save your Social Security.
Can't reveal it now because it's shrouded in obscurity.
I have a Plan to make health care available for all. (Get your wallet out)
John Edwards has a Plan in case you slip and fall. (Sue)
I also have a Plan to roll back your tax.
It's a very good Plan but don't ask me for facts.
I have a Plan to tax the filthy rich.
But Teresa's exempt--isn't there always a hitch?
I have a Plan to reduce the huge deficit.
I'll sell Teresa's five houses--they're just too expensive.
I have a secret Plan to win the Black vote…
Tell 'em what they want to hear, that ain't no joke.
Got to change my complexion and win the election.
Better to win at all costs than face bitter rejection.
Death tax, and gas tax, consider it done.
I have a tax for everything under the sun.
I voted against funding for Intelligence, not a wise thing to do.
I voted for the war and I voted against it too.
I do have a Plan, scout's honor I do.
I'll post it on my web site, so you'll know what's new.
(right after the election)
by Arnold L. Beizer
ARNYBARNIE@aol.com/
If anyone caught Hannity & Colmes yesterday, when they were interviewing Jerry Brown, Sean put up a collection of clips of Kerry, at diffent times and places, refraining over and over, "I have a plan." I sure wish the gop would run with it as an ad. It's very amusing and makes Kerry look like a buffoon and sound like a broken-record player.
Teresa will be the shadow president and those two will never get things accomplished because they will be busy fooling around. Hope we can avert this disaster looming.
It was then I had my first inkling of the gulf between his dreams and his powers.
It's doing the workin' and the thinkin' that wears a feller out.
prisoner6
nice pic :-)
Le plan...
LOL
HUGE gulf - more like a black hole.
Bump!
And they all include growing government.
I heard the audio of that composite on his radio show.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.......
It's all just so much garbage.
Kerry thinks the people won't care that he's spewing nonsense because they're voting against Bush not for Kerry's PLANS.
That leaves Kerry free to say anything and the MSM just nods and agrees.
I had a plan before the second debate started. I told myself I would have one shot of tequila for each time sKerry said 'I have a plan'. Needless to say, I both lost count and got drunk. Thanks to sKerry's plan, I had a hangover the day after.
Do a push-up for each one tonight as penance.
LOL
My wife, (who was a Dem before she married me) and I have a good laugh every time we hear Kerry speak about his "plans". The only legitimate plan we believe Kerry has is the one that he hopes will get him elected, to wit: saying anything and everything that he thinks will con people into voting for him.
Old McKerry had a scam.
Ee i ee i o,
And with his scam, he had a PLAN,
Ee i ee i o,
With a plan-plan here,
and a plan- plan there,
Here a plan, there a plan,
everywhere a plan-plan,
Old mcKerry had a farm,
Ee i ee i o
More verses?
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