John Kerry Driven Insane By Little Flashing Light ("Either Way, He's a Shaved Bigfoot." LOL!)

Ace Of Spades HQ ^ | 9/30/04 | Ace of Spades

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Angry words exchanged as he insists -- nay, demands! -- that the time-expired lights be removed from the debate lecterns.

GABLES, Fla. (AP) - Democratic candidate John Kerry's campaign demanded Thursday that the lights signaling when a speaker's time has expired during debates with President Bush be removed from the lecterns because they are distracting, but the commission hosting the debates refused.

An angry exchange between representatives of the Kerry campaign and the Commission on Presidential Debates took place just hours before the candidates were to meet at the University of Miami for the first of three debates, The Associated Press learned. Kerry's team threatened to remove the lights when they visit the debate site with Kerry later in the day.

"We'll bring a screwdriver," said a Kerry aide familiar with what several people called an angry exchange.

Is it so hard for this moron to just limit his scary-important dissertations to two minutes?

Or is his camp just trying to reduce expectations? Is this story real or contrived in order to make people think that John Kerry might Hulk Out if the time-expired light goes on?

Eh. Either way, he's a shaved Bigfoot.

[Esther Ruth]

I think it's a control issue, in his arrogance he is saying "No one tells me when I am done, I am done when I am done, scr*w your red lights, I'll talk as long as I want, rules don't apply to me."

[GSlob]

Well, in the spirit of charity and benevolence he could be accommodated and the offending lights replaced by the timed trapdoor under his lectern.

[Flashman_at_the_charge]

With a light under his face he'd look even more Lurch-like.

[atomicpossum]

Either way, he's a shaved Bigfoot.

Well, goony-goo-goo.

[Army Air Corps]

EGAD! A man who wants to wield the power of nuclear armageddon over the earth is distracted by flashing lights?!? Gads, if he is elected (G-d forbid), then I am building one incredible bomb shelter.

[Ingtar]

"Senator. You spoke for 45 seconds after the light went on. We will be deducting that time from your closing statement."

[dc-zoo]

Maybe he's worried the light will set off a vietnam flashback.

[Publius6961]

Kerry is already melting down, even before the debate begins! Now, every time the audience sees that red light, they're all going to remember what a distracted, weak pansy Kerry is!

It wouldn't be that hard to arrange for a good portion of the audience to wear hats with little flashing red lights on them...

Let me see... jumbo red led... AA battery... a flasher module... simple switch...

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"Ape Shall Not Tell Ape When Ape's Already-Agreed-Upon Two Minutes Are Up! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM -- ?"

[Publius6961]

KIO... you get the credit. We have a winner!

WE WANT A SHOCK COLLAR ON THIS CLOWN!

[Publius6961]

... ALSO AUTO-DISCONNECT HIS FREEPIN' MIC!

[AggieCPA]

A shaved bigfoot? LOL I'm thinking we can bring back an old Sitcom: Kerry and the Hendersons.

[Esther Ruth]

Maybe if he talks to long we can just find someone named Dorothy to poor a bucket of cold water on him.

"Ahhhhh, I'm melting, no no, stop, stop, I want to be the leader of all the world's Orange People"

[reagandemo]

Thurston and Lovey Arrive In Miami

[Army Air Corps]

Hey, stop insulting Thurston! He was a capitalist republican. Kerry is a socialist pig; he wants all the material benefits for himself whilst regulating what goods we "toiling masses" may or may not have.

[reagandemo]

But could he wind serf like Kerry?

[I Drive Too Fast]

If I was in charge, there is a very simple solution to this "so called" problem. Turn the mike off.

[evets]

[Momaw Nadon]