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John Kerry Driven Insane By Little Flashing Light
("Either Way, He's a Shaved Bigfoot." LOL!)
Ace Of Spades HQ ^
| 9/30/04
| Ace of Spades
Posted on 09/30/2004 12:54:44 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Angry words exchanged as he insists -- nay, demands! -- that the time-expired lights be removed from the debate lecterns.
GABLES, Fla. (AP) - Democratic candidate John Kerry's campaign demanded Thursday that the lights signaling when a speaker's time has expired during debates with President Bush be removed from the lecterns because they are distracting, but the commission hosting the debates refused.
An angry exchange between representatives of the Kerry campaign and the Commission on Presidential Debates took place just hours before the candidates were to meet at the University of Miami for the first of three debates, The Associated Press learned. Kerry's team threatened to remove the lights when they visit the debate site with Kerry later in the day.
"We'll bring a screwdriver," said a Kerry aide familiar with what several people called an angry exchange.
Is it so hard for this moron to just limit his scary-important dissertations to two minutes?
Or is his camp just trying to reduce expectations? Is this story real or contrived in order to make people think that John Kerry might Hulk Out if the time-expired light goes on?
Eh. Either way, he's a shaved Bigfoot.
TOPICS: Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: aceofspades; debates; dontyouknowwhoiam; election2004; johnkerry; kerry; shavedbigfoot
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
I think it's a control issue, in his arrogance he is saying "No one tells me when I am done, I am done when I am done, scr*w your red lights, I'll talk as long as I want, rules don't apply to me."
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:08:16 PM PDT
by
Esther Ruth
(Rumble Rumble Rumble)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Well, in the spirit of charity and benevolence he could be accommodated and the offending lights replaced by the timed trapdoor under his lectern.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:10:04 PM PDT
by
GSlob
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
With a light under his face he'd look even more Lurch-like.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Either way, he's a shaved Bigfoot. Well, goony-goo-goo.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:11:35 PM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(If there are two Americas, John Edwards isn't qualified to lead either of them.©)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
EGAD! A man who wants to wield the power of nuclear armageddon over the earth is distracted by flashing lights?!? Gads, if he is elected (G-d forbid), then I am building one incredible bomb shelter.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:12:19 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(1803 to 2004 - 201 years of Islamic terrorism and extortion of the US)
To: Esther Ruth
"Senator. You spoke for 45 seconds after the light went on. We will be deducting that time from your closing statement."
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:12:31 PM PDT
by
Ingtar
(Understanding is a three-edged sword : your side, my side, and the truth in between ." -- Kosh)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Maybe he's worried the light will set off a vietnam flashback.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:12:34 PM PDT
by
dc-zoo
To: hawaiian
Kerry is already melting down, even before the debate begins! Now, every time the audience sees that red light, they're all going to remember what a distracted, weak pansy Kerry is! It wouldn't be that hard to arrange for a good portion of the audience to wear hats with little flashing red lights on them...
Let me see... jumbo red led... AA battery... a flasher module... simple switch...
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:13:04 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
(I, also, don't do diplomacy.)
To: atomicpossum
![](http://www.epilog.de/Film/Pi_Pz/_Bilder/Planet_der_Affen_USA_1967_B01.jpg)
"Ape Shall Not Tell Ape When Ape's Already-Agreed-Upon Two Minutes Are Up! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM -- ?"
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:13:50 PM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: KarlInOhio
KIO... you get the credit. We have a winner!
WE WANT A SHOCK COLLAR ON THIS CLOWN!
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:15:37 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
(I, also, don't do diplomacy.)
To: Publius6961
... ALSO AUTO-DISCONNECT HIS FREEPIN' MIC!
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:16:26 PM PDT
by
Publius6961
(I, also, don't do diplomacy.)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
A shaved bigfoot? LOL I'm thinking we can bring back an old Sitcom: Kerry and the Hendersons.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:16:44 PM PDT
by
AggieCPA
(Howdy, Ags!)
To: Ingtar
Maybe if he talks to long we can just find someone named Dorothy to poor a bucket of cold water on him.
"Ahhhhh, I'm melting, no no, stop, stop, I want to be the leader of all the world's Orange People"
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:17:09 PM PDT
by
Esther Ruth
(Rumble Rumble Rumble)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Thurston and Lovey Arrive In Miami
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:20:12 PM PDT
by
reagandemo
(The battle is near are you ready for the sacrifice?)
To: reagandemo
Hey, stop insulting Thurston! He was a capitalist republican. Kerry is a socialist pig; he wants all the material benefits for himself whilst regulating what goods we "toiling masses" may or may not have.
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:23:44 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(1803 to 2004 - 201 years of Islamic terrorism and extortion of the US)
To: Army Air Corps
But could he wind serf like Kerry?
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:26:05 PM PDT
by
reagandemo
(The battle is near are you ready for the sacrifice?)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; windcliff
If I was in charge, there is a very simple solution to this "so called" problem. Turn the mike off.
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:26:55 PM PDT
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
09/30/2004 1:26:55 PM PDT
by
Momaw Nadon
(Goals for 2004: Re-elect President Bush, over 60 Republicans in the Senate, and a Republican House.)
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