Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan

ABC News/Note ^ | 9/29/04

[Cableguy]

"What do those orange shirts remind you of?" Lynne Cheney asks Vice President Cheney in Duluth, MN. "How about John Kerry's sun tan?"

[WildTurkey]

My school colors: Orange and Blue

[Boazo]

Smart,Just when you think he can't get weirder...HE DOES!!!

[Smartass]

He's more than a just a hoot.   I think he and Teresa are
kinky weird.

[MeekOneGOP]

From the other thread (now locked), Happy .....

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To: Cableguy; MeekOneGOP; Grampa Dave; Smartass; Boazo

Kerry to his debate team, going down the checklist:

#1. Fresh Botox injections - check.

#2. Hair cut, dyed, sprayed - check.

#3. Rouge to cover up botched tanbooth burns - check.

#4.

86 posted on 09/29/2004 8:40:25 PM CDT by Happy2BMe (Just 34 more days until November 2nd.)

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As Grampa Dave says:

"Mastah Kerry, the Devil has impregnated you with one of Je$$e HyJack$on's
love children! After you give birth to Je$$e's love child, it will call you MaMa! "

[Happy2BMe]

Kerry to his debate team, going down the checklist:

[Happy2BMe]

>> It will call you mamma . .

Bustin up - ovah heeyah . .

[MeekOneGOP]

hahaaaa!

Rush has had fun with Kerry's "I got my instant tan playing 1 hour of football" .....

[Grampa Dave]

"MaMa, I would walk a million miles for one of your smiles!"

[kennedy]

Responding to her comments, Kerry campaign spokesman Bill Burton said, "Is Mrs. Cheney jealous considering how hard it is to get sun in the undisclosed location with her husband Dick? Or is she distracted over how red-in-the-face George Bush should be considering his failed presidency?"

I can't decide what is more remarkable: (1) that the Kerry campaign feels this overpowering need to issue a response to everything, no matter how stupid it makes them look, or (2) that the Kerry campaign was actually able to respond to something without mentioning Kerry's service in Vietnam.

[Angry Enough]

Responding to her comments, Kerry campaign spokesman Bill Burton said, "Is Mrs. Cheney jealous considering how hard it is to get sun in the undisclosed location with her husband Dick? Or is she distracted over how red-in-the-face George Bush (news - web sites) should be considering his failed presidency?"

This feeble attempt at clever riposte reminds me of George Costanza trying to be clever with this zippy comeback: "Oh yeah? "Well, the Jerk Store called: they're running out of you!"

[MeekOneGOP]

Grampa cracks me up, too! :^D

[IPWGOP]