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Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan
ABC News/Note ^
| 9/29/04
Posted on 09/29/2004 1:53:11 PM PDT by Cableguy
"What do those orange shirts remind you of?" Lynne Cheney asks Vice President Cheney in Duluth, MN. "How about John Kerry's sun tan?"
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: agentorange; jeanlorange; kerry; oompaloompagate; orange; orangekerry; tan; trafficcone
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To: Cableguy
No surprise. Him being RED, and also YELLOW makes Him ORANGE.
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posted on
09/29/2004 3:28:34 PM PDT
by
Confed
To: eyrish69
Just need someone to place it on the "bunny suit" pics.
That was my first thought for both this pic and the bunny suit pics.
WW is one of my favorite movies.
;-`)
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posted on
09/29/2004 3:31:46 PM PDT
by
CARDINALRULES
(John F'n sKerry - FLIP... FLIP... FLIP and FOLD *as seen on tv*)
To: governsleastgovernsbest
The Clockwork Orange Candidate
To: Cableguy; Mo1; Howlin; Peach; BeforeISleep; kimmie7; 4integrity; BigSkyFreeper; RandallFlagg; ...
Remarks by the Vice President and Mrs. Cheney Followed by Question and Answer at a Town Hall Meeting Cirrus Design Corporation Duluth, Minnesota ............So with that, let me stop and we'll go to a Q&A session. We've got proctors in the audience with microphones -- you'll note they're the people in the orange shirts.
MRS. CHENEY: Dick, what do those orange shirts remind you of? (Laughter.) I'll say it. (Laughter.) How about John Kerry's suntan? (Laughter and applause.)
THE VICE PRESIDENT: Oh, I may have to disassociate myself from -- (laughter.) We're trying to bring her along -- she's doing good, that was a good line; it was a good line.
But what we'll do, if you've got a question, I'm going to ask just grab the attention of a proctor and I'll call on you and we'll get a chance to do some questions. Yes.
To: OXENinFLA
I love the Hugh Hewitt line about Kerry's Orange color.
"Kerry's in the three phases of a pumpkin:
- Bright Orange in late September
- Carved up by late October, and
- Tossed in the trash in early November!"
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posted on
09/29/2004 5:40:32 PM PDT
by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: Cableguy
Every time that
Kerry tries to look athletic and/or robust, he ends up looking like the dork that he is. Doesn't the Kerry campaign have anyone with enough of a clue to realize this?
-Eric
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posted on
09/29/2004 6:01:35 PM PDT
by
E Rocc
(Jean L'Orange: The Best The Democrats Can Do (apparently))
To: Cableguy; All
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posted on
09/29/2004 6:44:14 PM PDT
by
PatriotEdition
(http://www.patriotedition.com)
To: Cableguy
Lynne Cheney is just messing with Kerry's mind. He'll be so defensive about the orange face before the debates he will either act self conscious or try to cover it with so much pancake makeup he'll wind up looking like a badly embalmed cadaver.
To: IPWGOP
To: finnigan2
Kerry will start sweating under all those lights!
To: Cableguy
I ROFLMAO'd at the Dim'O'Rats' response too; it was so catty and childlike.
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:02:33 PM PDT
by
vrwcagent0498
(Be afraid, Hillary. Be very afraid. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
To: Cableguy
Notice how UNTAN his hands are?
What's he using QT by Coppertone? (Quick Tan)
One thing is for sure it's NOT natural.
Now he looks like a tanned gigolo.
72
posted on
09/29/2004 7:04:12 PM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: Cableguy
E-mail from Kerry Campaign Headquarters-Striesand Brigade...Vietnam war hero, expert marksman and USN SEAL Windsurfer platoon, has been braving the sun and wind of the great US Midwest, mingling with the Average Joes and Janes whom three-time Purple Heart winner John F. Kerry has been fighting for for his entire life--civilian AND wartime. Ignoring grave personal risk of skin cancer and impotence, Vietnam Swift Boat skipper, Lt. jg., John Kerry toiled hard in the hot sun to bring his Good News of national salvation to the working class throngs. Vietnam war hero and Silver Star winner, Kerry, grieves for those who have lost their lives in a dishonorable war and shares the pain caused by illegitimate president George W. (Wrong-Way W) Bush's illegal and immoral invasion of non-threatening Iraq. Did you know: John Kerry served in Vietnam?........(snip)
73
posted on
09/29/2004 7:22:36 PM PDT
by
Thumper1960
("It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed."-V.I.Lenin)
To: Cableguy
Hey, that guy behind the American Flag beside Kerry...it's Waldo!!!
74
posted on
09/29/2004 7:24:23 PM PDT
by
Preech1
(Flush the Johns...vote Bush-Cheney in 2004!)
To: Cableguy
Responding to her comments, Kerry campaign spokesman Bill Burton said, "Is Mrs. Cheney jealous considering how hard it is to get sun in the undisclosed location with her husband Dick? Or is she distracted over how red-in-the-face George Bush should be considering his failed presidency?"Sounds like Pee Wee Herman's famous line: "I know you are, but what am I (sneer)?"
LOL. Losers.
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:34:58 PM PDT
by
MNnice
To: Cuttnhorse
My son is attempting to grown his nails for that purpose.
But since he is still young, his nails are too soft.
We've heard some players get the artificial nails.
To: Cableguy
He must be trying to get the cheesehead vote. Wont' work- W is up by 10 in W isconsin!
77
posted on
09/29/2004 7:39:12 PM PDT
by
lawgirl
(I like knowing where my President is every night- at home in bed with his wife!)
To: Cableguy; MeekOneGOP; Happy2BMe; potlatch; Smartass
78
posted on
09/29/2004 7:40:52 PM PDT
by
Boazo
To: Preech1
LOL, I went and looked!! You're right, the light is reflecting off of those big glasses!
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posted on
09/29/2004 7:51:48 PM PDT
by
potlatch
(Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.)
To: Boazo
They were discussing Kerry's new orange tan on a late night
talk show. Some input was, that he received a "facial peel."
It's suppose to take off about three layers of skin, and
leave a more youthful appearance. Doesn't fix his oblong
Vise Gripped delivered face though. Heh, heh.
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posted on
09/29/2004 8:05:23 PM PDT
by
Smartass
(BUSH & CHENEY 2004 Si vis pacem, para bellum - Por el dedo de Dios se escribió)
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