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Lynne Cheney Jokes About Kerry's Tan
ABC News/Note ^
| 9/29/04
Posted on 09/29/2004 1:53:11 PM PDT by Cableguy
"What do those orange shirts remind you of?" Lynne Cheney asks Vice President Cheney in Duluth, MN. "How about John Kerry's sun tan?"
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: agentorange; jeanlorange; kerry; oompaloompagate; orange; orangekerry; tan; trafficcone
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To: eyrish69
An Oompa Loompa! LOL! That's perfect!
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posted on
09/29/2004 2:47:46 PM PDT
by
snopercod
("I'm so proud to be a part of this great mass deception" --Frank Zappa)
To: Tragically Single
"Mr. President, I'd like to volunteer my services....."
Right on, brother. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it! The sacrifices we're willing to make for our country... :D
To: GaltMeister
"LOL! After he loses the election he can get a job with the highway department."
[disgusting mental imagery ahead]
He could go to work naked as a crosswalk guard, he's got the color for it...
To: mbennett203
44
posted on
09/29/2004 2:57:54 PM PDT
by
Terabitten
(Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
To: BikerTrash
45
posted on
09/29/2004 2:58:38 PM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: IPWGOP
HAHA! That's my favorite so far!! :)
46
posted on
09/29/2004 2:59:40 PM PDT
by
getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL
(lib·er·al - noun: ¹A person who is so open-minded that their brains have fallen out)
To: Cableguy
Egad, I can't wait for this debate. I think this "Insta-tan" thing was a bad mistake for Lurch.
47
posted on
09/29/2004 3:01:11 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Which Star Trek Capt. would you want for President? Picard or Kirk? In wartime, the choice is easy.)
To: Flashman_at_the_charge
No . . . those were orange agents he was delivering to Cambodia. Hence the special hat.
48
posted on
09/29/2004 3:01:53 PM PDT
by
jayef
To: NorseWood
"Aww hell Senator, we're matchin like two oranges on a tree in a grove in that state where you guys tried to screw me out of this office. By the way, yer goin' DOWN road cone."
To: conster-nation
Looks like a case of premature jack o'lantern. Badda BING!
50
posted on
09/29/2004 3:02:53 PM PDT
by
MamaLucci
(Libs, want answers on 911? Ask Clinton why he met with Monica more than with his CIA director.)
To: Tragically Single
Hooah sir, and from your info page, thank you for serving!
"Do you have a preference, cuz we're going to stick to this."
"Well, I've always preferred blondes."
"Good, cuz I'll take anything."
To: flying Elvis
I wonder if this will increase his numbers in Tennessee?You know, it can't hurt them.
good ol' Rocky Top....
52
posted on
09/29/2004 3:06:28 PM PDT
by
TN4Liberty
(John Kerry has more positions than the Kama Sutra.)
To: mbennett203
You're welcome.
And hey, Jenna and/or Barbara, if you're reading this, FReepmail me for my number :)
Or just ask the Secret Service, they'll get it for you. :)
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posted on
09/29/2004 3:11:18 PM PDT
by
Terabitten
(Live as a bastion of freedom and democracy in the midst of the heart of darkness.)
To: Blueflag
Another giveaway: Tan palms.
54
posted on
09/29/2004 3:12:03 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
("F" Stands for FLIP-FLOP ...)
To: NorseWood
President should wear a bright orange tie tomorrow night just to mock KerryI would pay good money to see that.
55
posted on
09/29/2004 3:14:19 PM PDT
by
eyrish69
To: isthisnickcool
This Kerry guy is really off-the-scale creepy. His hands are super creepy. Long fingers but with way-too-long manicured nails. Eww ...
56
posted on
09/29/2004 3:15:22 PM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
("F" Stands for FLIP-FLOP ...)
To: flying Elvis
Nope. - Tennessee Twinkie
57
posted on
09/29/2004 3:17:31 PM PDT
by
Twinkie
To: BunnySlippers
"And in their heads, they all asked, "how the f*** can ANYONE, who is not mentally incompetent, vote for this jackass!?""
To: NorseWood
President should wear a bright orange tie tomorrow night just to mock KerryLOL! Perfect...great idea!
59
posted on
09/29/2004 3:19:49 PM PDT
by
Cuttnhorse
(John Kerry, Unfit to be Commander in Chief)
To: BunnySlippers
I never thought I would ever be defending Kerry, but the long fingernails are kept for playing classical guitar. Should be long on his right hand and zero nails on his left.
Gad that hurt!
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posted on
09/29/2004 3:22:23 PM PDT
by
Cuttnhorse
(John Kerry, Unfit to be Commander in Chief)
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