Posted on 09/29/2004 10:32:56 AM PDT by garfab
XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX TUE SEPT 28, 2004 09:23:25 ET XXXXX
KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
Just days before Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry is set to take the stage in a debate opener projected to be seen by 70 million, photos show the senator dramatically taking on color.
Is it the late September Wisconsin sun during debate prep that has turned Kerry's face to rich pumpkin-colored hues? Or has he been campaigning in the rust-belt?
Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.
But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.
Yuck
It's too bad the plastic surgeon didn't run his comments through a spell-checker.
Makes sense to me...
Oh for heaven's sake. This guy is just beyond caricature.
The other possible reason for the spray on tan would be to reduce the need for heavy make-up which would run and possibly increase his sweating.
This has MamaT's fingerprints all over it.
Do those spray on tan products really work? What was the nut case thinking?
His eyes are going different directions.
But at least he lost that dratted pink tie.
The meltdown of Kerry is in an advanced stage and it is not figurative.
No shock there.
We have a man running in President who believes in superstitions, and he thinks that this pink tie brought luck and he is going to wear it until Election Day.
The doctor might be reading a bit much into it with the Botox interpretation. It's a side effect of artificial tanning products on people who are naturally fairer skinned.
What is with the Yellow armband?
Is he an Outpatient?
"the injection were used to temporally paralise the small sweat glands in the upper lip as well as remove wrinkles "
Yeah, now that you mention it, his mouth does look a little bit less like a sphincter than it did last month.
Look here for a related story -
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/suspects/61277
Now, let me offer some amusement by putting up a post I carefully drafted and spell checked for people's enjoyment, but when I hit the button to post, the thread had been pulled. Here 'tis.
I understand and I am looking forward to what will happen at DU when Bush wins a landslide victory. Three times I have sprayed large hornets' nests to destroy them. I have learned the hard way two valuable lessons, which apply in dealing with DU.
1) Use an effective insectacide when attacking a nest of evil stinging things. Plain water is not effecient, and you will regret that choice. 2) Attack the varmits just after dusk, when they are tired and many are sleeping. Do NOT attack them at noon when they are alive and alert.
Follow these precautions and the intellectual/psychiatric death of the DU nest of hornets will be a very satisfying and productive experience.
Congressman Billybob
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