[Congressman Billybob]

Obviously, Kerry has (again) done something strange, at exactly the wrong time, so it causes maximum damage to his campaign. Kerry is either the stupidist candidate to come down the pike in a month of Sundays, or he is politically suicidal. There is no third choice.

Now, let me offer some amusement by putting up a post I carefully drafted and spell checked for people's enjoyment, but when I hit the button to post, the thread had been pulled. Here 'tis.

I understand and I am looking forward to what will happen at DU when Bush wins a landslide victory. Three times I have sprayed large hornets' nests to destroy them. I have learned the hard way two valuable lessons, which apply in dealing with DU.

1) Use an effective insectacide when attacking a nest of evil stinging things. Plain water is not effecient, and you will regret that choice. 2) Attack the varmits just after dusk, when they are tired and many are sleeping. Do NOT attack them at noon when they are alive and alert.

Follow these precautions and the intellectual/psychiatric death of the DU nest of hornets will be a very satisfying and productive experience.

Congressman Billybob

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[Puckster]

But, is it as strange when Gore tried to look like Reagan in the 2000 debates?

Dem's do not seem comfortable with who they are.

[Quilla]

Ok, now you're janking with my enjoyment, pray tell Congressman, what is insectacide?

Just joshing with ya!

[bayourod]

Wasps are very intelligent and have great eyesight. I had a nest on my sailboat one year. They didn't bother my regular crew but got agitated whenever a stranger came aboard. They would follow the boat until we got about a half mile away from shore and would meet us about that far out when we returned.

I had a nest above my front door. They wouldn't even spread their wings when I came home but if anyone else was with me they got agitated. They would attack anyone who wasn't with me.