Skip to comments.
Orange Alert: Fake Tan on the Campaign Trail (Exotic Dancer Says Kerry May Suffer 'Tanorexia')
NY Sun ^
| 9/29/04
| Pia Catton
Posted on 09/29/2004 7:46:32 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-35 last
To: Aggie Mama
I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks.
21
posted on
09/29/2004 8:06:28 AM PDT
by
Mike Bates
(You're getting drowsy. You will buy my book, you will buy my book, you will buy my book. . .)
To: spokeshave
'Jessica Conrad' on google picture search comes up with this..
To: gopwinsin04
23
posted on
09/29/2004 8:07:50 AM PDT
by
chiefqc
I thought that Kennedy was tan all the time because he suffered from Addison's Disease. Makes you look tan all the time, but it's not very healthy. He was a sick man.
24
posted on
09/29/2004 8:08:05 AM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: capt. norm
... out of sight for most of a week. So, if sKerry did this last Friday, when those college kids noticed how "tan" and tall he was ... will the devastating results last until Debate Night? (I hope, I hope, I hope!)
g
25
posted on
09/29/2004 8:08:52 AM PDT
by
Geezerette
(... but young at heart!-)
To: gopwinsin04
In an attempt to 'tone down' his newly acquired tan, things go awry for John Kerry.
26
posted on
09/29/2004 8:13:44 AM PDT
by
6SJ7
To: gopwinsin04
Visualization: 30 minutes into the debate, Kerry begins to sweat. As he wipes his brow, his tan starts to peel---yep, like an orange.
27
posted on
09/29/2004 8:13:48 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
(His VN crumbling, he says 'move on'. So now, John Kerry is running on Bob KerrEy's Senate record.)
To: Aquinasfan
Excuse me Senator Kerry.....we're RED NECKS, not ORANGE HEADS!
from Missouri, the SHOW ME STATE~!
To: TheBigB
29
posted on
09/29/2004 8:14:28 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
To: gopwinsin04
Kerry, Kerry. From now on your name is "Agent Orange".
30
posted on
09/29/2004 8:44:27 AM PDT
by
searchandrecovery
(Socialist America - diseased and dysfunctional.)
To: gopwinsin04
After all this talk about "the tan", it is my fantasy that F'n shows up at the debate all orangey and the moderator goes into such a fit of hysterical laughing that he has to be carried out.
31
posted on
09/29/2004 8:52:03 AM PDT
by
CaptRon
(Pedecaris alive or Raisuli dead)
To: gopwinsin04
Kerry's tan came about based on false information and
jumped on an opportunity to show up as a standout regular guy.
The information he received said the team he was about to meet were the Redskins.
32
posted on
09/29/2004 9:07:55 AM PDT
by
hermgem
To: TheBigB
33
posted on
09/29/2004 9:37:46 AM PDT
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Happygal
Well, you don't have to get snippy about it!
Wakka wakka wakka!
34
posted on
09/29/2004 9:39:34 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Terrorists aren't afraid of "nuance.")
To: 6SJ7
"... I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transexual, Massylvania..."
35
posted on
09/29/2004 9:40:58 AM PDT
by
MortMan
(John Kerry - Lt. Clueless, Junior Grade)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-35 last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson