Posted on 09/29/2004 1:21:46 AM PDT by bootyist-monk
Got the idea for this one as I was heading to bed and thought I'd knock it out as well. Decided to up the orange factor, and came up with another name for Flipper in the process. Feel free to distribute as you desire. Best to all, Bootyist
Did this one for you both. Orange enough?
Horseface of a different color, LOL
Pure Genius!!!
though I can't help but think of flip/floppin/hypocritical Kerry as a 'double agent'! - 'Double-Agent Orange?'
Is that Teddy's car in the background?
Where's his loyal sidekick Bloodsucker John?
Wow, you're on a roll tonight.
Botox reaction??
Good one... we have so many maliciously talented people here! :)
"There once was a 'rat who turned orange..."
Any suggestions?
Sean Hannity suggested this, on his radio broadcast yesterday, as F'n's new name ... Agent Orange.
Kerry........trying to get the American Indian vote.
nothing rhymes with orange. It's one of the fewe words like that. Try something else.......
I think you have it priced to high at 75 cents. What were those old novels called? Dime novels or something like that.
He was here campaigning in New Jersey, a state Gore won by 20 points in 2000. LOL
He looks hideous, as always. Great pic, too.
I heard of a rhyme for Orange in England -- " door 'inge "
I can't think how to use it this early, though.
It was time for the big debates
Kerry was pale and in dire straits,
So he went for a spray of magic tan
For a spritz out of an aerosol can.
He did not turn brown, but orange
A shade of pumpkin which looked so strange
The color of an old rusty door 'inge
A hue of color to make us cringe.
Meanwhile Dubya got out in the sun
And rode a horse and had some fun
He turned so nice and naturally tanned
By getting a tan that wasn't canned!
Though Kerry tried to cover the color
With suntan makeup which made it duller
He only found that in mixing the paint
Alas,when hiding the orange; you can't!
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