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Kerry On Orange Alert! Preens With "ManTan" Treatment For Bush Encounter.
Posted on 09/28/2004 9:17:38 AM PDT by InfantryMarine
I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan (ManTan no less!) ... before ... I vote for a forged one!"
Note to the Prince of Boston:
Hop on down to Crawford, TX; grab a chain-saw, get a little dirt under those perfectly manicured nails, along with a little grit in that $200 'Christoph' coiffed "Do"; and you just may pull off looking the rugged, outdoorsy, manly, type.
By the way, we heard you were in Vietnam. That true?
Whatta Putz!
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KEYWORDS: kerryredface; pumpkoamericans; redfacedkerry
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To: InfantryMarine
is Naomi Wolfe on the Kerry payroll? Maybe the tan was her idea to make him into an alpha male ?
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posted on
09/28/2004 10:41:21 AM PDT
by
EDINVA
(a FReeper in PJ's beats a CBS anchor in a suit every time)
To: Esther Ruth
With all his medals and decorations, we could put our presents under him...
62
posted on
09/28/2004 10:43:21 AM PDT
by
Tulsa Brian
("Yet, Freedom, yet thy banner, torn, but flying streams like the thunderstorm against the wind.")
To: Tulsa Brian
bookmark bump
63
posted on
09/28/2004 10:47:49 AM PDT
by
6323cd
("It is prohibited to make use of such emotional signs in a cellphone!")
To: InfantryMarine
To: tapatio
"This is not a Nation of black and white, a Nation of rich and poor, a Nation of haves and have-nots. This is a Nation of the Orange, and the Not Orange! I will fight for our right to be Orange, and for the non-Orange to become Orange with one easy application of a non-greasy cream that applies evenly and doesn't streak!"
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posted on
09/28/2004 10:54:06 AM PDT
by
spodefly
(A bunny-slippered operative in the Vast Right-Wing Pajama Party.)
To: tapatio
Al Gore: "Alpha-Male"...John Kerry: "Alpha-Loompa"
66
posted on
09/28/2004 11:19:35 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: InfantryMarine
"MANTAN?" LOL
Someone this morning suggested Kerrywas trying to identify with Pumpko-Americans.
67
posted on
09/28/2004 11:20:49 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(What did Terri McAuliffe know and when did she know it?)
To: UlsterDavy
God help us if Kerry gets his teeth whitened too!
68
posted on
09/28/2004 11:22:14 AM PDT
by
Petronski
(What did Terri McAuliffe know and when did she know it?)
To: The Hollywood Conservative
LOL. Your post brought the following scene to mind.
Scene: Kerry's "Secret CIA mission in Cambodia".
1st CIA Agent, "Sir, mmmmpppffft, this is Kerry, we assigned him the code name Agent Orange."
2nd CIA Agent, "Mmmmpppffft,, OK, but who's the smart ass that told him to actually color himself orange?"
Other CIA Agents, "HAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEE." (rolling on jungle floor, laughing hysterically).
Kerry, "Can we wait a while before we start this mission, I'm having someone flown in to give me a hair cut and manicure. And would you guys mind not getting in the way of my cameraman when he is getting me on film leading the mission?"
To: TheBigB
I wonder how many more posts will ask about the yellow thing
To: Petronski; NYer; Mulder; Howlin; thor76; narses; Land of the Irish
His handlers originally wanted to go with
this look, recommended by Teresa's personal
stylist. But they thought it might be
too scary for some people...like Teresa.
To: All
To: spodefly
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posted on
09/28/2004 12:37:18 PM PDT
by
tapatio
(Just an average American)
To: tapatio
What a sad thing to do to KOOLAID ... associate it with The Orange Prince!
The Horror!!!
The Horror!!!
To: Rain-maker
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posted on
09/28/2004 5:30:18 PM PDT
by
bvw
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