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Kerry On Orange Alert! Preens With "ManTan" Treatment For Bush Encounter.

Posted on 09/28/2004 9:17:38 AM PDT by InfantryMarine

I guess this must be the photo equivalent to: "I voted for a natural a tan (ManTan no less!) ... before ... I vote for a forged one!"

Note to the Prince of Boston:

Hop on down to Crawford, TX; grab a chain-saw, get a little dirt under those perfectly manicured nails, along with a little grit in that $200 'Christoph' coiffed "Do"; and you just may pull off looking the rugged, outdoorsy, manly, type.

By the way, we heard you were in Vietnam. That true?

Whatta Putz!

Click here: DRUDGE REPORT 2004®

http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc55.htm


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KEYWORDS: kerryredface; pumpkoamericans; redfacedkerry
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To: InfantryMarine

is Naomi Wolfe on the Kerry payroll? Maybe the tan was her idea to make him into an alpha male ?


61 posted on 09/28/2004 10:41:21 AM PDT by EDINVA (a FReeper in PJ's beats a CBS anchor in a suit every time)
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To: Esther Ruth

With all his medals and decorations, we could put our presents under him...


62 posted on 09/28/2004 10:43:21 AM PDT by Tulsa Brian ("Yet, Freedom, yet thy banner, torn, but flying streams like the thunderstorm against the wind.")
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To: Tulsa Brian
bookmark bump
63 posted on 09/28/2004 10:47:49 AM PDT by 6323cd ("It is prohibited to make use of such emotional signs in a cellphone!")
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To: InfantryMarine

64 posted on 09/28/2004 10:49:47 AM PDT by Rain-maker
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To: tapatio

"This is not a Nation of black and white, a Nation of rich and poor, a Nation of haves and have-nots. This is a Nation of the Orange, and the Not Orange! I will fight for our right to be Orange, and for the non-Orange to become Orange with one easy application of a non-greasy cream that applies evenly and doesn't streak!"

65 posted on 09/28/2004 10:54:06 AM PDT by spodefly (A bunny-slippered operative in the Vast Right-Wing Pajama Party.)
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To: tapatio

Al Gore: "Alpha-Male"...John Kerry: "Alpha-Loompa"


66 posted on 09/28/2004 11:19:35 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: InfantryMarine

"MANTAN?" LOL


Someone this morning suggested Kerrywas trying to identify with Pumpko-Americans.


67 posted on 09/28/2004 11:20:49 AM PDT by Petronski (What did Terri McAuliffe know and when did she know it?)
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To: UlsterDavy

God help us if Kerry gets his teeth whitened too!


68 posted on 09/28/2004 11:22:14 AM PDT by Petronski (What did Terri McAuliffe know and when did she know it?)
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To: The Hollywood Conservative
LOL. Your post brought the following scene to mind.

Scene: Kerry's "Secret CIA mission in Cambodia".

1st CIA Agent, "Sir, mmmmpppffft, this is Kerry, we assigned him the code name Agent Orange."

2nd CIA Agent, "Mmmmpppffft,, OK, but who's the smart ass that told him to actually color himself orange?"

Other CIA Agents, "HAHAHAHAHEEHEEHEE." (rolling on jungle floor, laughing hysterically).

Kerry, "Can we wait a while before we start this mission, I'm having someone flown in to give me a hair cut and manicure. And would you guys mind not getting in the way of my cameraman when he is getting me on film leading the mission?"
69 posted on 09/28/2004 11:22:26 AM PDT by Col Freeper
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To: TheBigB

I wonder how many more posts will ask about the yellow thing


70 posted on 09/28/2004 11:23:44 AM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: Petronski; NYer; Mulder; Howlin; thor76; narses; Land of the Irish

His handlers originally wanted to go with
this look, recommended by Teresa's personal
stylist. But they thought it might be
too scary for some people...like Teresa.

71 posted on 09/28/2004 11:30:10 AM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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72 posted on 09/28/2004 11:47:12 AM PDT by uncleshag
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To: spodefly

73 posted on 09/28/2004 12:37:18 PM PDT by tapatio (Just an average American)
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To: tapatio

What a sad thing to do to KOOLAID ... associate it with The Orange Prince!

The Horror!!!

The Horror!!!


74 posted on 09/28/2004 5:10:32 PM PDT by InfantryMarine
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To: Rain-maker

Holy Great Pumpkins!


75 posted on 09/28/2004 5:30:18 PM PDT by bvw
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